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How to get away with murder?

  1. #81
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    could you imagine the chaos if another Church Commission was announced today
  2. #82
    become a vaxxine fairy today.

    youll be celebrated like heroes even if your injectees die.
  3. #83
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bradley yall dumb as fuck, i could write something up here but im not anonymous and not gonna tell onmyself

    best thing i can say is create LESS forensic evidence, never move the corpse, and most most most importantly don't touch the vic you stupid ass aint never bodied nobody talkin ass niggers

    why don't you fools post the best way to jerk yourself off or at least talk about what you know how to do

    dumbfucks first homicide end up on a youtube video looking ass niggers

    Look it's our resident crime expert. You know he knows all about the law, how to avoid it, forensic evidence and all that jazz because he has been in and out of prison his whole life. That's how you know he is competent at evading the law.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #84
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by aldra could you imagine the chaos if another Church Commission was announced today


    It wouldn't. they stopped after they realized how much mental damage it did to society. well actually back then, everyone was the Archie Bunker generation. so people said "Well, that's how it is. don't question the Government"

    yes, Now it would have buildings looted and burned down.


    but that being said. I heard if you get into a car with 10,000 WATT stereo system, it would kill you. these guys who build these things for car shows, have to get out of the car to run them. I don't know the purpose other than to see who's stereo is the loudest. its usually guys that have hydraulics making the car Jump like low riders did. then to blast these 10k watt systems. the bass can stop a heart (so is believed)

    imagine being able to play a soundwave not capable of being heard by the average person, low registry but at 10k watts. is it possible you could stop peoples hearts just driving by, while you were in a soundproof driver-box within the car?
  5. #85
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You're delusional.

    And you are as lucid as clear summer day
  6. #86
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And you are as lucid as clear summer day

    I fart in your general direction, Sir!
  7. #87
    Dahmer had it down pat. He ate his victims and stored leftovers. Made living room ornaments out of their skulls and bones. Nothing went to waste.
  8. #88
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I fart in your general direction, Sir!

    Hamsters and elderberries back at you
  9. #89
    Dahmer: "Hold my beer"
    *affixes bib*
  10. #90
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Jeffery Dahmer making a bologna sandwich: "My bologna has a first name..."
  11. #91
    "This particular sandwich really fought back!"
  12. #92
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "This particular sandwich really fought back!"

    Yes, but in the end he still became a sandwich.
  13. #93
    Interviewer: "Mr. Dahmer. How many people would you estimate you've eaten in your career as a cannibal serial killer?"

    Dahmer: "I dunno... maybe a couple hundred?"
  14. #94
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he has a really cool belt
  15. #95
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the one made out of human buttholes ?
  16. #96
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    pretty sure it was nipples

    nothing but NIPPLE LEATHER
  17. #97
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Hobotown is very useful with committing murder. Anything can happen. All you need is a bummy ass motherfucka with a broken bottle and you're good. Do double homicide by setting the body next to the hobo and suffocate the hobo and bonus points if he has needles on him/her
  18. #98
    Bradley Florida Man
    yall are mean as fuck ok Jeffrey Dahmer = gay milwaukee cannibal 1990s (didn't make furniture), died six months after I was born, meaning I am NOT JEFFREY DAHMERS REINCARNATED PENIS, liked black boys a lot. Worked in a chocolate factory called ambrosia. Dissolved and ate people wanting them to remain with him forever, typically after copious amounts of gay sex. One of my friends' uncles was the Smithsaphone immigrant the police returned to Dahmer who was later eaten and dissolved. This big nigger killed him in Waupon and I got to work out in the same gym that dahmer got killed in the janitor closet of. PRetty cool, i jacked off and threw some cum near the doorway as a sign of homage


    Ed Gene's Furniture Emporium, Plainsville WI. Ed loved his mom alot and was mildly retarded, when she died in the 1950s Ed would start digging up corpses of women that looked like his mom. He made clothing, nipple belts, lamp shades, skinsuits (Not to be confused with the clothing), wigs & masks and would dress up like his mother and masturbate. He only killed 2 individuals, both women. And was caught for it cuz he was pretty fucking slow and wanted to hang out with the people he bodied after they were dead and had written his name on a piece of paper as the last day's appointment. He was the major inspiration for both the Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Silence of the Lambs. He died in the late 70s in Mendota Mental Heath

    I have nothing to do with Ed Gene and don't like to handle corpses at all. Now Dahmer? YOu can draw some goofy parallels. I haven't eaten anyone ceremoniously, but i have bitten chunks out of others while losing a fight, not sure if that's considered cannibalism. I also like to eat pussy (not actually eat it though)

    if i was gonna eat a man the last choice would be a scrawny gay black kid from the Mil tho
  19. #99
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    What did Lorena Bobbitt say to Jeffrey Dahmer?

    Hey lady you going to eat that.
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker What did Lorena Bobbitt say to Jeffrey Dahmer?

    Hey lady you going to eat that.

    Or he could have said, "Meet me for dinner at my place".
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