2022-01-10 at 2:45 PM UTC
become a vaxxine fairy today.
youll be celebrated like heroes even if your injectees die.
Originally posted by Bradley
yall dumb as fuck, i could write something up here but im not anonymous and not gonna tell onmyself
best thing i can say is create LESS forensic evidence, never move the corpse, and most most most importantly don't touch the vic you stupid ass aint never bodied nobody talkin ass niggers
why don't you fools post the best way to jerk yourself off or at least talk about what you know how to do
dumbfucks first homicide end up on a youtube video looking ass niggers
Look it's our resident crime expert. You know he knows all about the law, how to avoid it, forensic evidence and all that jazz because he has been in and out of prison his whole life. That's how you know he is competent at evading the law.
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2022-01-14 at 2:20 AM UTC
Dahmer had it down pat. He ate his victims and stored leftovers. Made living room ornaments out of their skulls and bones. Nothing went to waste.
2022-01-14 at 3:34 AM UTC
Dahmer: "Hold my beer"
*affixes bib*
2022-01-14 at 4:53 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Jeffery Dahmer making a bologna sandwich: "My bologna has a first name..."
2022-01-14 at 5:05 AM UTC
"This particular sandwich really fought back!"
2022-01-14 at 5:14 AM UTC
Interviewer: "Mr. Dahmer. How many people would you estimate you've eaten in your career as a cannibal serial killer?"
Dahmer: "I dunno... maybe a couple hundred?"
2022-01-14 at 5:24 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
he has a really cool belt
2022-01-14 at 5:28 AM UTC
the one made out of human buttholes ?
2022-01-14 at 5:35 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
pretty sure it was nipples
nothing but NIPPLE LEATHER
2022-01-14 at 12:15 PM UTC
Hobotown is very useful with committing murder. Anything can happen. All you need is a bummy ass motherfucka with a broken bottle and you're good. Do double homicide by setting the body next to the hobo and suffocate the hobo and bonus points if he has needles on him/her
2022-01-14 at 12:31 PM UTC
yall are mean as fuck ok Jeffrey Dahmer = gay milwaukee cannibal 1990s (didn't make furniture), died six months after I was born, meaning I am NOT JEFFREY DAHMERS REINCARNATED PENIS, liked black boys a lot. Worked in a chocolate factory called ambrosia. Dissolved and ate people wanting them to remain with him forever, typically after copious amounts of gay sex. One of my friends' uncles was the Smithsaphone immigrant the police returned to Dahmer who was later eaten and dissolved. This big nigger killed him in Waupon and I got to work out in the same gym that dahmer got killed in the janitor closet of. PRetty cool, i jacked off and threw some cum near the doorway as a sign of homage
Ed Gene's Furniture Emporium, Plainsville WI. Ed loved his mom alot and was mildly retarded, when she died in the 1950s Ed would start digging up corpses of women that looked like his mom. He made clothing, nipple belts, lamp shades, skinsuits (Not to be confused with the clothing), wigs & masks and would dress up like his mother and masturbate. He only killed 2 individuals, both women. And was caught for it cuz he was pretty fucking slow and wanted to hang out with the people he bodied after they were dead and had written his name on a piece of paper as the last day's appointment. He was the major inspiration for both the Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Silence of the Lambs. He died in the late 70s in Mendota Mental Heath
I have nothing to do with Ed Gene and don't like to handle corpses at all. Now Dahmer? YOu can draw some goofy parallels. I haven't eaten anyone ceremoniously, but i have bitten chunks out of others while losing a fight, not sure if that's considered cannibalism. I also like to eat pussy (not actually eat it though)
if i was gonna eat a man the last choice would be a scrawny gay black kid from the Mil tho
2022-01-14 at 6:48 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
What did Lorena Bobbitt say to Jeffrey Dahmer?
Hey lady you going to eat that.
