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  1. #81
    I did it at home while drunk

    The polysporin helped a lot that shit is actually amazing. It looks like a cat stabbed me with a claw now but 2 days ago the pus wasn't dry it was just a bare open hole on my hand leaking pus and red all around it

    I didn't take a pic because I thought it would be rude to force someone to see that. I don't think I even need a bandaid anymore
  2. #82
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I get cuts and burns all the time from work. I rarely use a bandaid unless it's necessary to stop the bleeding, and probably haven't used an actual disenfectant or ointment or whatever the fuck since I was a kid. I like to let my wounds breath and heal naturally.
  3. #83
    Originally posted by mmQ I get cuts and burns all the time from work. I rarely use a bandaid unless it's necessary to stop the bleeding, and probably haven't used an actual disenfectant or ointment or whatever the fuck since I was a kid. I like to let my wounds breath and heal naturally.

    Dude you just filled out your application to the REAL MAN's club with that statement.
  4. #84
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dude you just filled out your application to the REAL MAN's club with that statement.

    Oh I've been the OWNER AND OPERATOR of that club for over three decades now.
  5. #85
    Bradley Black Hole
    I have a jug of anti septic I made myself about three years, took me most of a summer. But I can heal things that I shouldn't be able to heal. I was stabbed in the hand in September and had a leaking wound for about 12 hours, then I went fishing, poaching, trapping, etc. So for days this thing kept being reopened, covered in grime/fish/blood, then covered, etc over and over again for about a week. Treated twice with my potion.

    Now I have a 2mmx16mm scar and all the feeling (which was temporarily numb) came back to my thumb.
  6. #86
    Thank you all for your prayers I have learned my lesson about drinking and trying to get lemon juice from tongs, and to always have a polysporin on hand ✋

  7. #87
    Originally posted by Bradley I have a jug of anti septic I made myself about three years, took me most of a summer. But I can heal things that I shouldn't be able to heal. I was stabbed in the hand in September and had a leaking wound for about 12 hours, then I went fishing, poaching, trapping, etc. So for days this thing kept being reopened, covered in grime/fish/blood, then covered, etc over and over again for about a week. Treated twice with my potion.

    Now I have a 2mmx16mm scar and all the feeling (which was temporarily numb) came back to my thumb.

    Wow...compelling proof...
  8. #88
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sounds good to me. Brad can I get some of that potion bro? I'll take some more hair-ties while you're at it too Chootie hid the last one never to be found again.
  9. #89
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood MY blood no longer clots WHY THE FUCK DID THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO TAKE THIS SHIT AGAIN??? 13 DAYS WITH NO SCAB IS NOT NORMAL WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT SHIT

    I'm gonna get drunk and cut myself again to test this

    The jabs coagulate your platelets.
  10. #90
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Thank you all for your prayers I have learned my lesson about drinking and trying to get lemon juice from tongs, and to always have a polysporin on hand ✋


    And next time wear gloves.

  11. #91
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Sounds good to me. Brad can I get some of that potion bro? I'll take some more hair-ties while you're at it too Chootie hid the last one never to be found again.

    No its extremely time consuming and it resulted in a pint of liquid. I consider this to be one of my important belongings. I've done other shit with it, but I don't want to devolve the times I treat people at home rather than advising them to get treatment but it treats

    Burns,
    abrasions,
    cuts (lacerations),
    punctures,
    road rash,
    ur bitch ass attitude,
    localized infections.

    Keeps in and out wounds really clean too.
  12. #92
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was just JOSHING I have my own elixir that never fails me it works for cuts tears stabs burns even bone breaks, torn ligaments, headaches, seizures, paralysis, depression, and schizophrenia.
  13. #93
    Originally posted by Obbe And next time wear gloves.


    Worked for OJ
  14. #94
    Originally posted by mmQ I was just JOSHING I have my own elixir that never fails me it works for cuts tears stabs burns even bone breaks, torn ligaments, headaches, seizures, paralysis, depression, and schizophrenia.

    Semens of the Seaman no doubt.
  15. #95
    I have a good toothache remedy

    clove oil
    ice water
    cocaine or novacaine
    i forgot the other part but if you search this you can probably find it. I should market it

    Also I was reading the back of the polysporn and it says 500 units of MEDICINE per gram of material. UNITS??? thats like a spech on a microscrope = $$$$ big bucks
  16. #96
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have a good toothache remedy

    Me too

  17. #97
    Bradley Black Hole
    500 units is 5mL dumbfuck
  18. #98
    Originally posted by Bradley 500 units is 5mL dumbfuck

    Not when it's talking about Polymyxin B sulfate, it's a live unit that means 500 living organisms of antibiotic per gram like you can zoom in on a microscope and count them.

    5ml per gram makes no sense. How could you fit a ml in a gram?
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