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  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    She died but had a crotch massager!

  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    rat files,,, welp, there was a few more, as I was drifting off to sleep SNAP MOTHERFUKER!!! got a big bitch under the bathroom sink, and I think I heared another one snakin in da walls
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ratfiles,,, one just came up through the hole in the floor under the sink, then I saw it run across a waterline under the counter then he climbed the waterline from under the countertops to the to the cabinets thats when I made my move, I opened the first door and started slaming a seal a meal sealer into the back of the cabinet thats when the rat retreated back under the countr top and I followed by slinging a bunch of shit out of my way and I grabbed a thermos and started slaming it on the floor where he was tryint to go,, I didnt get it this time. the war is not over yet
  4. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Start sexually assaulting the rats

    That'll show them who's the boss
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I seem to have started leaking after defending my home from that last rat
  6. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    GET TO A DR STAT




    STOP POLECATS LEAK!!
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I dr myself
  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Oh thank God



    I was just trying to sell all my possessions and trace your ip to come to the rescue

    But sounds like u got it taken care of
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    be real careful dude, up here the maps don't say its a snowmobile trail in the winter. last summer I was driving back roads using Google maps and it tried to get me to take every snowmobile trail. I took most cuz only a pussy would let a challenge like that go to waste.

    sorry officer, the phone told me to go this way...
  10. Just throw a poisonous bomb into the house and stay somewhere else for a few days
  11. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I use celestial navigation
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    In a candlelit bubble bath sipping cream soda.. posting on the tabby and listening to music... about to spark a spliff soon ...💗
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. G African Astronaut
    UFC returns this weekend, pondering my wagers.
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    riding in an elevator
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung riding in an elevator

    Nigga pushin every button goin up but that shit headed down like a turd in the bowl
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Ratfiles,,, I heared one rat chewin a little a few min ago, I heard it last night also but it seems smerter after I beat it up yesterday morning, its stayin deep not moving around much and being very quiet.
    got a new rat trap so we have 2 now pretty sure i'll get one under the sink next.
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Last 2 hrs 💗😏
  18. Of Hide the Sausage.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    what
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    filing my nails
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