2022-01-10 at 9:40 PM UTC
Someone's jealous of my dashing good looks, wit and charm.
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2022-01-10 at 9:49 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
My Scottish ancestors literally thought England was so weak they could conquer it from Scotland with a few thousand men and limited tactical training, then got obliterated at the battle of Culloden because of their autism.
I've always wanted to see a movie featuring brits being picked off and slaughtered while running scared from Afghanistan through the khyber pass. Kind of an inglorious bastards type historical porn that no one has visualized yet
2022-01-10 at 9:54 PM UTC
Most far reaching Empire the world has ever seen..or ever will see...ruled 2/3rd of the Earths land and 3/4 of it's oceans...not bad for a little island.
You faggots get back to me when you actually have an Empire and don't get run out of town like little bitches by Vietnamese farmers and Afghan Goat herders.
Fucking lol as my Victoria Cross winning Gramps used to say.
2022-01-10 at 10:03 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Most far reaching Empire the world has ever seen..or ever will see…ruled 2/3rd of the Earths land and 3/4 of it's oceans…not bad for a little island.
You faggots get back to me when you actually have an Empire and don't get run out of town like little bitches by Vietnamese farmers and Afghan Goat herders
Britain got ran out of Afghanistan like dogs. It's very sexy, I implore you to look it up.
Also I think your math is a little fuzzy on the 2/3rds land 3/4 oceans stat. Citation and What year did this apparently happen and how are you measuring oceans? Are you just counting Warm water ports and coastline?
Also the opium wars/boxer wars are some of the lulziest wars fought on behalf of the British empire. Best thing they ever did.
Also, at the time fucking Portugal was swinging a big stick so it's not like it was particularly hard to create an empire. It's sorta like walking into the deep woods and declaring yourself lord of the squirrels because nobody accepts your challenge
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2022-01-11 at 2:23 PM UTC
Safe to conclude us Brits won this argument.
America SUCKS!
2022-01-11 at 2:24 PM UTC
RIPtotse
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[my adversative decurved garbo]
Lol brits live on a tiny piece of land. I feel like Texas or Alaska is bigger than your entire country b
2022-01-11 at 3:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
What does a half Brit/half Muslim even look like? Are we talking buck teeth with a long face?
like this
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2022-01-11 at 3:47 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Did you know boobie traps got their name from some early Swedish incarnations that would Stab, poison or lasso victims in their chest area hence their "boobies." As methods evolved to find weaker points of the body and sometimes leave the victim intact, this name remained as a nod to the gruesome development of trapping unsuspecting humans.
2022-01-11 at 3:55 PM UTC
he Spanish word bobo translates to "stupid, daft, naïve, simple, fool, idiot, clown, funny man, one who is easily cheated" and similar pejorative terms. The slang of bobo, bubie, translates to "dunce". Variations of this word exist in other languages (such as Latin), with their meaning being "to stammer".[1]
In approximately 1590, the word began appearing in the English language as booby, meaning "stupid person, slow bird".[2] The seabird in question was the genus Sula, with their common name being boobies. These birds have large flat feet and wide wingspans for marine habitats but are clumsy and slow on shore making them easy to catch.[3] The birds are also known for landing aboard seagoing vessels, whereupon they have been eaten by the crew.[4]
The phrase booby trap originally applied to schoolboy pranks, but took on its more sinister connotation during World War I.[2] The term "booby trap" gives rise to the idea that an individual with the misfortune to be caught in the trap does so because the individual is a "booby", or that an individual who is caught in the trap thereby becomes a "booby".
2022-01-11 at 3:57 PM UTC
look at that pair of boobies
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2022-01-11 at 4:01 PM UTC
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Ah the blue footed boobie. I was honestly thinking of incorporating them into my bullshit story and didn't expect that to actually be the case. Amazing. The truth is actually better
2022-01-11 at 4:35 PM UTC
jigglydick, are you a britfag? i never knew.
