Who here has high blood pressure?

1. 2022-01-08 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #21
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by frala Are you drinking 64 oz of water a day?

   
   I have know idea.
   Does light beer count??
2. 2022-01-08 at 8:22 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion 122/82 BPM@72.

   
   Thats about as normal as you can get
   
   120/80ish is perfect. 72 beats a minute is the normal heartbeats per minute.
   
   
   mine got to like 98/48 and I got tired really fast. the doctor said the lower the better. don't worry about it. I said but can't i die. He said "you might pass out tired.. just don't drive"
   
   at the time I didn't do delivery or livery shit. so yeah. I think they worry when its in the 60s over 40 or less. then its coma time.
3. 2022-01-08 at 11:07 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I got all kinds of medical gear. Why? Don't worry about it, i have a friend. Anyway i'd take a blood pressure reading for you, and i could give you a pulse-oximeter readout as well but i don't know how i feel about posting biomedicals to the internet.
4. 2022-01-08 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I have know idea.
   Does light beer count??

   
   No. Get one of these:
   
   https://www.amazon.com/dp/B085QJ4RBJ?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
   
   Drink two a day. Hydration helps. So does lowering sodium intake and reducing stress. I used to talk to people all day long about their BP. A lot of doctors just prescribe medications without providing any disease management information.
5. 2022-01-08 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   before I got put on BP meds and lowered it (which I have not taken it in years now) I had 165/105 or some crazy shit. Was sent to ER. placed on a med I think called Diovan. and a diuretic to make you piss out salt I guess.
   
   so I have a history of heart problems for nearly just over 2 decades. around the late 1990s while in my early 30s.
6. 2022-01-08 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   OP. stop eating anything in a box. don't ever add table salt. just a very tiny amount (finger tip) of sea salt but you shouldn't even use that. use some salt-free flavoring.
   
   don't use a tenderizer or MSG.
   
   there are even high salts in certain vegetables. and never ever use Soy Sauce. My BP goes through the roof If I add too much Soy. even light soy. just a few dashes.
7. 2022-01-08 at 8:21 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I have a blood pressure cuff i stole but im not sure how it works
   
   OP I hope your situation continues to improve you are one of our best posters on our site and I would hate for your body to devolve to where you couldn't post.
   
   I have blood pressure that is typically 120-130 over 68-85 despite drinking as much as I do. a lot of has to do with activity levels.
   
   I'm also a very salty person (diet wise) but do not eat any fast food or ass, I think a lot of it comes from my healthy lifestyle of alcohol and non menthols.
   
   Do you smoke cigarettes?
8. 2022-01-08 at 8:22 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   remember spices are really good for you and won't raise your BP
9. 2022-01-08 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Only when I was on the juice albeit I was snorting major cocaine on top.
10. 2022-01-08 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    how long did u use steroids for and were you orally taking them or shoving them into your buttox
11. 2022-01-09 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley how long did u use steroids for and were you orally taking them or shoving them into your buttox

    
    injecting into my buttocks. I'd do like 5-6 week courses ,1 mil a week then have a break inbetween of 6-8 weeks.
12. 2022-01-09 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Steroids r bad. I heard or read that. so they're bad.
13. 2022-01-09 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Steroids r bad. I heard or read that. so they're bad.

    
    Yes, yes they are.
14. 2022-01-09 at 6:35 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Yes, yes they are.

    
    
    steroids don't help leg muscles much. its funny seeing dudes top-heavy all buff with skinny as legs. also it shrinks the ding dong
15. 2022-01-09 at 6:57 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready steroids don't help leg muscles much. its funny seeing dudes top-heavy all buff with skinny as legs. also it shrinks the ding dong

    
    That's cause those retards skip leg day. That's one way of telling they're amateur body builders. Physiques all out of proportion.
16. 2022-01-09 at 11:32 AM UTC

    #36
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Yes, yes they are. Becuz i took them and stopped lifting, i currently possess Bitch Tits.

17. 2022-01-09 at 11:35 AM UTC

    #37
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Change your diet to carnivore and it magically solves all health problems.
18. 2022-01-09 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung

    
    
    
    Scrotum chin?
19. 2022-01-09 at 12:01 PM UTC

    #39
    WellHung Black Hole
    😂, a nerve was struck!
20. 2022-01-09 at 12:03 PM UTC

    #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    just get back in the gym, Handsome. harden those lumps of saggy, fatty flesh.