2021-12-13 at 1:13 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
So in the week of thanksgiving I got a tick on me.
Went to the Doctor because the tick got me on my hip and the whole thing swelled up and it was hard to walk.
So the usual bullshit and she took my blood pressure,her face hit the floor.
I was 188 over 125.
Fuck me I could have had a stroke.
So no more booze and I have to take meds FUCK!!
Getting old sucks ass.
I'm back to walking 3 miles a day and got a rowing machine I have to loose some weight.
In one year of not working I gained 21 pounds so that's got to go.
I think I might get a job at a Amazon warehouse just for the workout.
SO how many of you fat niggas have high blood pressure?
2021-12-13 at 1:57 PM UTC
I have the blood pressure of a 7yr old girl
2021-12-13 at 2:16 PM UTC
That wud be great if u had a stroke.
2021-12-13 at 5:36 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Mines real good, sometimes 90/50something
2021-12-13 at 5:54 PM UTC
Only when I am forced to read something from Weasel or Speculum or Shlomo or...
2021-12-14 at 2:45 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
does the bite have a black spot ?
if it does dig it out that black spot will only get deeper and more infected
2021-12-14 at 2:46 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
the black spot thing is new in the last 12 years, I have been bitten by over 10,000 ticks in my lifetime
2021-12-14 at 3:32 AM UTC
frala
Avant garde shartist
Originally posted by AngryOnion
I was 188 over 125.
Gotdamn
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2021-12-14 at 3:35 AM UTC
it was not EBV but the more serious CAEBV or chronic version which lasted up to a year rather than 3 months.
I also had a non-viral Hepititus from it. maybe the medication I was on at the time. the first day it kicked in, I do remember being outside, about to pick Apracots from this big ass tree we had. maybe 1000 pounds of the things. My neighbor would grab a hundred pounds of it, make preserves and give us bottles to give away. little jars like the Knotts Berry Farm kind.
anyways I was talking to her and I heard a whooosh sound and I felt like everything went into slow motion. I told her something is wrong with me. she almost called an ambulance but I said I'll have my wife take me to the hospital. the next day I was struggling outside to pick the fruit before they dropped and rotted.
the rest ended up rotting. our first born was like 3 months old. it was a huge burden on us. I had to have my mom come over and watch her granddaughter while I laid in bed holding my liver. it hurt so bad. swelled up.
was tired for most of the year. I never recovered. I know a bad case of Mono broke out that year but I feel the culprit was that Mother Fucking Tick because California was getting its first cases of Lime disease and we have shitloads of deers, coyote and ticks all over the place.
2022-01-08 at 2:41 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
OK I'm on meds now.
After a few weeks as of tonight after drinking 3 beers and 3 vodkas I'm at 122/82 BPM@72.
That's great and all but now my dick don't work like it should.
The meds are fucking with my booner compacity FUCK!! if its not one thing it's another.
It's like trying to shoot pool with a floppy noddle.
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2022-01-08 at 2:49 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
higher blood pressure = higher performance
like a turbocharger
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2022-01-08 at 2:54 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
YA but I don't want to blow out my brain pan.
2022-01-08 at 2:57 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by aldra
higher blood pressure = higher performance
like a turbocharger
Turbos have waste gates and blow off valves I just got a limp dick.
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2022-01-08 at 3:27 AM UTC
frala
Avant garde shartist
Are you drinking 64 oz of water a day?
2022-01-08 at 3:37 AM UTC
damn those numbers are RIDICULOUS, jk they don't mean anything to me ( "mine BP was just like urs, but even WORSE mine was coronafluenza pressurized basically mixed with shingles on a pupu platter" ) . the doctors said hey jim sorry to bring bad news but youre going to die to day.. and guess what i didnt f*cking die, doctors are putas i proved them wrong
i do not go to the doctor because idont want they are pills like HELLO mr pusherman thanks but no thanks. and yet they probably HATE that youre exercising unless theyre in tight with the shoe salesman KWIM
