Why don't we breed primates?

1. 2022-01-06 at 7:14 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Obbe Just imagine the possibilities - nearly endless!
   
   Why bother trying to create "AI" when we could just create "I" with what we have readily available?
   
   Nature couldn't get it right, just look at the state of humanity these days… maybe this could be our opportunity to create what nature could not, the perfect being.

   
   Maybe the state of humanity these days is actually the most natural thing of all, and it is exactly as nature intended.
2. 2022-01-06 at 7:16 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by mmQ Maybe the state of humanity these days is actually the most natural thing of all, and it is exactly as nature intended.

   
   Of course it is, which is why there is so much opportunity for improvement.
3. 2022-01-06 at 7:19 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood we should create a cyborg-monkey hybrid race of super chimps and teach them to use firearms so we can overthrow governments
   
   

   
   Imagine if you would, a world where monkeys do everything for us.
   
   kind of like irobot or FIDO, but with monkeys instead. In fact we could even use zombie or robot monkeys as well as regular ones (and clone the monkeys from big titty blonde lab assistants imagine how HOT that would be ooooh professor I dropped this beaker and then you kick her into the cloning pod)
   
   
4. 2022-01-06 at 7:24 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood clone the monkeys from big titty blonde lab assistants imagine how HOT that would be ooooh professor I dropped this beaker and then you kick her into the cloning pod

   
   
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5. 2022-01-06 at 7:26 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Obbe Of course it is, which is why there is so much opportunity for improvement.

   
   You just said "nature couldn't get it right."
6. 2022-01-06 at 8:28 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   I had that on Video...it would get all snowy at that point in the movie.
7. 2022-01-06 at 8:37 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
8. 2022-01-06 at 10:51 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Didn't the Great Apes do that already...
   
   with Tarzan?
   
   
   
9. 2022-01-07 at 4:45 AM UTC

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   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   How the fuck did that even happen. EEEEEWWWW, I wonder if he fucked it. YUCK!
10. 2022-01-07 at 6:54 AM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by mmQ You just said "nature couldn't get it right."

    
    That's because nature is blind.
11. 2022-01-07 at 1:32 PM UTC

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    maddie Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Obbe That's because nature is blind.

    
    i agree, and also nature is in a constant battle with itself, due to asteroids, earthquakes and volcanoes that affect areas on the complete other side of the planet, etc (list can go on and on) and nature is clearly not perfect.
    
    I think it would be a great idea to start trying to selectively breeding primates, and personally id love to see selective breeding of possibly Orcas (or even other breeds of dolphins) Anything is possible with breeding given enough time.
12. 2022-01-07 at 1:34 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by maddie and personally id love to see selective breeding of possibly Orcas

    
    In seamed stockings.
13. 2022-01-07 at 1:51 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Obbe That's because nature is blind.

    
    Nature is a warm glowing sunset on a cool Autumn night
14. 2022-01-07 at 2:06 PM UTC

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    maddie Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In seamed stockings.

    
    elaborate? i dont get it
15. 2022-01-07 at 2:07 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Delphinidae porn.
16. 2022-01-07 at 3:37 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Nature is a warm glowing sunset on a cool Autumn night

    
    Do you think dogs are unnatural?
17. 2022-01-07 at 3:43 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Obbe Do you think dogs are unnatural?

    
    I think everything under the sun IS natural.
18. 2022-01-07 at 4:07 PM UTC

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    maddie Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by mmQ I think everything under the sun IS natural.

    
    what about synthetic elements?
19. 2022-01-07 at 4:07 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I think everything under the sun IS natural.

    
    And above it?
20. 2022-01-07 at 4:08 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    All things under the sun, are one.