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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like someone needs a hug.

    Who? Let's go find them and give them a hug together.
  2. No boner hugs though
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Only while you are in it

    shots fired by mr. Parker!
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No boner hugs though

    Let's sit on that for now and decide when the time comes.
  5. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Who? Let's go find them and give them a hug together.

    Oh, oh... can I ^^ be FIRST?
  6. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No boner hugs though

    Oh, NO!
    I say, yes.. PLEASE!! on ^^ boner hugs!!
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Oh, NO!
    I say, yes.. PLEASE!! on ^^ boner hugs!!

    I will give you a boner hug. A bunch of them.
  8. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I will give you a boner hug. A bunch of them.

    yes.
    please.
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    The movie The 3 ninjas ...💗
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Sandra Bullocks tears are just floating..no gravity to make them slide down her face .. space you scary !
  11. Originally posted by mmQ I will give you a boner hug. A bunch of them.

    But not before remarking, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But not before remarking, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

    "Is this a banana in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. I suspect any bananas kept in pockets would be quite mushy by the time it came to consuming said nana.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I suspect any bananas kept in pockets would be quite mushy by the time it came to consuming said nana.

    Do you think the bananas in pajamas were mushy?
  15. Originally posted by mmQ Do you think the bananas in pajamas were mushy?

    I think black and bruised bananas are regularly on your menu.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I think black and bruised bananas are regularly on your menu.

    I have a menu? What? Was that innuendo or something? I don't get it.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ I have a menu? What? Was that innuendo or something? I don't get it.

    The "black and bruised" is #8 on the Asian spa menu.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The "black and bruised" is #8 on the Asian spa menu.

    I don't own an Asian spa. I wonder how much a guy would have to jack off or get Asian spa handjobbed to actually turn his cock black and bruised? That seems not like a good time.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ I don't own an Asian spa. I wonder how much a guy would have to jack off or get Asian spa handjobbed to actually turn his cock black and bruised? That seems not like a good time.

    Racist.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Racist.

    Kentucky Derbyist.
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