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2022-01-02 at 3:15 PM UTCWhy do your shopping stories always make it sound like Canada has lines out the door for everything?
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2022-01-02 at 3:20 PM UTCI wish I had a shopping story.
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2022-01-02 at 3:22 PM UTCI guess there was that one time at Target when I was getting ready to check out and this obese elderly man came running down the aisle completely naked while spraying diahrrea out his b hole and everyone just sort of stopped and shrieked and then he started cutting his throat and I used it as an opportunity to sneak out the door and not pay for my toothpaste and deodorant pepelaugh
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2022-01-02 at 3:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice Why do your shopping stories always make it sound like Canada has lines out the door for everything?
The liquor store was always like that, it's only slightly worse now in the plandemic. At the start you had to lineup outside the mall and they only let 10 people in at a time, you had to take a number and shit, the cashiers were still slow at fuck.
I think it's just an east coast thing. West coast is more similar to American small towns that have like 20 different fast food places and a dozen computer stores in a town of 50,000 people. I have 1 computer store and a few local takeout joint in my hood. 2 liquor stores 1 of them only sells beer, there are no 7-11s in my neighborhood and only a few downtown in the biggest city in the country, it's fucked.
In Alberta there is like 5 7-11's and 20 liquor stores per neighborhood. The only thing ontario has a lot of is paki shops and tim hortons. -
2022-01-02 at 3:30 PM UTCMaybe you should open up your own corner shop with Lucy and sell all sorts of illegal things under the table and become a pillar of your community.
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2022-01-02 at 3:33 PM UTCI am interested in opening a shop. There is actually a startup cocktail delivery service in my hood but it's for NON ALCOHOLIC cocktails and they charge like $80 for enough to make 5 drinks and are currently sold out
I think the most important thing my neighborhood needs is a chinese bakery -
2022-01-02 at 9:11 PM UTCI went to the liquor store and there was a giant line of people and one register open on a sunday afternoon and the lady who always dog fucks was FACING BOTTLES OF JAGER NEAR THE REGISTER and then when 5 people were done she was done making the bottles all look nice and even then she looked back and said to the person in front of me "i can help you here"
and then the other cashier finally got me. I swear sometimes I feel like life is just a simulation to piss me off as much as possible -
2022-01-02 at 9:14 PM UTCI'm gonna open up a chain of lemonade stands but instead of lemonade I'll sell airplane shots and I'll sell them all 5 cents cheaper than the big guys and I'll have them conveniently placed around high schools and sporting events and weddings.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 9:31 PM UTCI'm telling you guys I thought of this like a year ago, cocktail delivery is the future with covid and stuff now imagine if you also made the booze from a farm and set it up like uber eats I think the potential is there to force mind altering substances down peoples throats maybe even sell cigars, weed and pizza too.
It would work anywhere with faggot nigger alcohol laws like new york or ontario
https://www.thestar.com/life/together/people/2021/12/05/parkdale-couple-create-compelling-non-alcoholic-cocktail-kits-inspired-by-the-tarot.html
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2022-01-03 at 12:22 AM UTCnon-alcoholic cock-tails are faggy and ghey.
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2022-01-03 at 12:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny non-alcoholic cock-tails are faggy and ghey.
I would agree if they weren't sold out. I would call them every name under the bus./.. but "sold out" I can't really say anything. Say whatever you want about the retards that buy this shit but it sells. it sells. IT SELLS
If anything sells, sell it. I don't even want to sell non alcoholic cocktails I think seling booze for cheaper would be more $$$ but what do I know -
2022-01-03 at 12:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna open up a chain of lemonade stands but instead of lemonade I'll sell airplane shots and I'll sell them all 5 cents cheaper than the big guys and I'll have them conveniently placed around high schools and sporting events and weddings.
Offer delta 8 and krattom too, fuck it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-03 at 4:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm telling you guys I thought of this like a year ago, cocktail delivery is the future with covid and stuff now imagine if you also made the booze from a farm and set it up like uber eats I think the potential is there to force mind altering substances down peoples throats maybe even sell cigars, weed and pizza too.
It would work anywhere with faggot nigger alcohol laws like new york or ontario
https://www.thestar.com/life/together/people/2021/12/05/parkdale-couple-create-compelling-non-alcoholic-cocktail-kits-inspired-by-the-tarot.html
No one is going to buy delivered cocktails, let alone non alcoholic ones.
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2022-01-03 at 4:53 AM UTC
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2022-01-03 at 5:58 AM UTC
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2022-01-03 at 5:59 AM UTCWhat the fuck is a non alcoholic cocktail ? Rebuke!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-03 at 6 AM UTC
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2022-01-03 at 6 AM UTCI guess I used to have a contest with my friend when his mom would take us out to eat and we'd see who could drink more Shirley Temples. That's probably the last and only times I ever had one.
