2022-01-02 at 1:05 AM UTC
fireflies was the owl city song
it's really snowing here in wisconsin and i have to shovel the sidewalk
2022-01-02 at 1:06 AM UTC
Isn't there some cheap cigar something brand that has to do with owls
2022-01-02 at 1:06 AM UTC
in the morning cuz in the mean time i have to try to find a way to accept myself
2022-01-02 at 1:11 AM UTC
My dad had this yellow tin box in his garage workshop up on the top shelf pretty sure there was an owl on it. He kept papers and marijuana paraphernalia in there. Definitely there was an owl involved though. I'm sure of it.
2022-01-02 at 1:18 AM UTC
An owl walks into a bar, and hops up on a stool. “Pull me a Guiness,” he says.
The bartender is a bit confused because he never had a talking animal in his bar before, but the owl has a little drawstring purse around his neck and puts the money down on the bar. So the bartender pulls him his Guiness, and as he’s handing it to the fellow, he notices that the owl has one wing in a splint, dried blood on his chest and missing feathers.
“Looks like something pretty bad happened to you,” says the bartender sympathetically,
“Oh, man, you got that right!” says the owl. “I just left the ER, and lemme tell you, I’m lucky to be alive! I was walking across the road, in the crosswalk just like I was supposed to be, when a car came out of nowhere and hit me!”
The bartender is puzzled, and he asks, “Why were you walking across the road?”
The owl gets angry. “Okay, buddy. I didn’t know this was a racist bar! I’ll just finish my Guiness and leave. I know where I’m not wanted!”
The bartender is taken aback. “Racist? What do you mean , racist! I’m no racist! This isn’t a racist bar!”
“Oh yeah? Like you weren’t about to make a chicken joke?!”
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2022-01-02 at 1:21 AM UTC
/Marge Simpson groan goes here
2022-01-02 at 1:22 AM UTC
If you had to compare birds to humans what race would you choose for each bird type! Who are the Caucasians of the bird world ?
2022-01-02 at 1:26 AM UTC
Better yet, every member here should have a bird name and bird species.
2022-01-02 at 1:28 AM UTC
Spectral you are now Steven the Seagull.
2022-01-02 at 1:35 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by mmQ
If you had to compare birds to humans what race would you choose for each bird type! Who are the Caucasians of the bird world ?
White = Bald Eagle
American Indian = Red-Tailed Hawk
Chinese = Penguin
Japanese = Sparrow
Koreans = Seagull
Pakis/Indians = Pidgeon (AKA Sky Rats)
Africans = Emu
Polish = Albatross
If there are any others you would like me to cover just list them below.
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2022-01-02 at 1:52 AM UTC
i like to think of myself as a crow, where i kinda just wait for things to die and can get really loud and mostly just wait outside staring at u and wanting to learn more things and better serve my god
i would make hmong people into pigeons
