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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by POLECAT update to the slowest 75 feet a semi trailer ever moved, its lined up and ready to go off down the muddy snowy path to its final resting place.
    tractor is hung up in ruts and won't move where it needs to to get out of the spot its in so Ima hook it to the tacoma and wench it as I pull forward that should let it turn out of the ruts its stuck in,, then we will chain a tree way tha fuck down the hill and hook a snatch block to the end if the chain run a cable through it that hooks to the tractor and the front of the trailer then hook the tacoma to a tree in front and run thewenc to the back of the trailer so Rick can slowly let the trailer down the muddy path as I pull with the tractor and if god loves me its gonna go smooth as cold butter, I mention God cuz I'm pretty sure he kept the snow away this long so I could get this trailer moved before winter sets in. so in closing I wanna say Thank you God for hearin my little prayers… not sure if you caught the part where I really need 4 feet of snow for the rest of the winter and a winning $50,000 lottery ticket so I can get rick n I new sleds

    ok, change of plans,, now Ima put the dodge 4x4 in front of trailer and use the hitch and use the tacoma in back as breaks and go for it
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just left the Mexican restaurant.. now playing Operation and smoking a bowl ..💗
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Just left the Mexican restaurant.. now playing Operation and smoking a bowl ..💗

    The magical trifecta. I wanna eat Mexican food and get high and play Operation. Like right now. I'm gonna do it even though I don't have any of those things on me.
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What piece is your Achilles heel ? I always hated the pencil or whatever the hell it is in his arm. And of course the bread basket. MOAR LIEK TRASH BASKET AMIRITE?
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well for the last few weeks I been getting to know the rats that moved in this year, I'm tired of coexisting with them every winter as they tend to chew walls at night so after giving it a lot of thought and knowing from past winters they are hard to trap and they have rules they do not break, no counter tops and only to the dog food bowl and back under the cabinets eat anything under the counter. they seem to come and go from under the sink through a 2 inch hole in the floor from an old pipe, anyways I been spotting this raggity ass rat flying across the floor and back for dog food, we made eye contact last week, so after seeing him and knowing he knows I'm on to him I figured I should hunt him and I cant use the cross bow or the 22's so I figgered I would shooot his ass with the trusty family single shot 16 gage... I know it sounds kinda crazy but I did cut the end out of the shell and poor out the bird shot so all I'm shooting is the wad, 3 nights now Ive been stalking his ass and he has been very busy only getting flashes of him on the run so tonight I pulled all the stuff out from under the sink so I could see the hole then sat in the chair about 8 feet away using the other chair to rest the barrel on so all i had to do was pullk the trigger when he popped out of the hole,, bout 5 minutes after doing this he popped out of the hole and I blasted his raggity ass,, total head shot nigga aint commin back from that. 2022 was as bad for him as its ghonna be for the biden administration
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  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waiting quietly, listening for another rat
  8. Nile bump
    Rat bastard!!!!!!


    Fun fact: Alberta is rat free(even scron was chased off ba-dum-tiss)

    https://www.alberta.ca/history-of-rat-control-in-alberta.aspx

    https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/597846/how-did-alberta-canada-become-rat-free



    I should report my upstairs neighbor to Rat patrol, how did it even make to Edmonton?!?!
  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    The film "Chronicle" is on Youtube for free in my free film lineup but I can't find it on direct youtube. maybe it's because I have a music account with youtube?

    2012.

    I saw it before. It's pretty cool. about teens who get superpowers from finding a cave in their town near Seattle. and there is some core alien thing from a ship

    I don't remember details really. I'm gonna watch it maybe tonight.

    this one is just free with commercials on Tubi
    "Real Men" Is on Tubi right now. it's funny as shit. has James Belushi and John Ritter

    1987 but it's worth watching. its borders a National Lampoon kind of humor.
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I am a homeless or houseless advocate.

    however I believe strongly we need to make minimalist housing a priority in every major metro region in the USA or even Canada and Mexico joining in (And anyone else)

    then you can't sleep on the street or urinate.

    however, they passed a law you can't publicly urinate even if you have kidney problems (or some crazy shit). that should be allowed. If a person has to go behind a bush, they have to go.

    or have diapers on lamp-post to piss on. or cities need to have at least 2 public toilets on every other corner in a commercial region.

    and on all park trails


    problem is during covid, homeless started to build massive campsites off the freeways here in the bay area (East bay like Oakland and Berkeley) and now we have a huge rat infestation. it attracted rats in their very creative tent camps. I mean they build a shed out of cardboard, pallet wood, tent topper or canapy. and it was like row-houses of tents and homemade shelters.

    then they would collect bottles, cans, thrown away chairs, bike parts.. you name it. and it was piled up.

    dudes would assemble pieces of bikes to build a bike to travel or sell for food money.

    creative but it caused a rat infestation. people need to spread out.
  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Acts 15:31

    And when they had read it, they rejoiced because of its encouragement
  12. Bradley Black Hole
    Got drugs?

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I will say sleeping in a tent where you can hear the rain falling on the nylon, wrapped up in 4 bigass down comforters…do be kinda relaxing.

    Wait till it gets moldy in spring
  13. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I am a homeless or houseless advocate.

    however I believe strongly we need to make minimalist housing a priority in every major metro region in the USA or even Canada and Mexico joining in (And anyone else)

    then you can't sleep on the street or urinate.

    however, they passed a law you can't publicly urinate even if you have kidney problems (or some crazy shit). that should be allowed. If a person has to go behind a bush, they have to go.

    or have diapers on lamp-post to piss on. or cities need to have at least 2 public toilets on every other corner in a commercial region.

    and on all park trails


    problem is during covid, homeless started to build massive campsites off the freeways here in the bay area (East bay like Oakland and Berkeley) and now we have a huge rat infestation. it attracted rats in their very creative tent camps. I mean they build a shed out of cardboard, pallet wood, tent topper or canapy. and it was like row-houses of tents and homemade shelters.

    then they would collect bottles, cans, thrown away chairs, bike parts.. you name it. and it was piled up.

    dudes would assemble pieces of bikes to build a bike to travel or sell for food money.

    creative but it caused a rat infestation. people need to spread out.

    Will you help me relocate? Because of my health I want to move down souf. I get 920 a month and sell weed. I won't kill you. I also get 200 a month in food stamps and can work most non abusive to the body jobs
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    sweating
  15. Bradley Black Hole
    Drinking to celebrate new years
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 It's where you get reinfected because you are too cowardly to get a little jab.

    Some populations have shown breakthrough infection rates of approximately 1 in 100 fully vaccinated people.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    kicking a Bandido's ass.
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    tictokin
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT tictokin

    faggot.
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  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ur moms is the faggot Anal Baby
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