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1. 2017-04-18 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #4501
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Tadpoles

   
   What a stupid name. In German they are called "Kaulquappen". Haha.
2. 2017-04-18 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #4502
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You're German?
3. 2017-04-18 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #4503
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You're German?

   
   
4. 2017-04-18 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #4504
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was just sat in a room with a bunch of gimps and one of them was bragging he has an IQ of 138 and how he's never met anyone cleverer than him and then I absolutely dicked him on the maths test and turned round like "guess that makes my IQ 170"
5. 2017-04-18 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #4505
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject I was just sat in a room with a bunch of gimps and one of them was bragging he has an IQ of 138 and how he's never met anyone cleverer than him and then I absolutely dicked him on the maths test and turned round like "guess that makes my IQ 170"

   
   This story totally happened
6. 2017-04-18 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #4506
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon This story totally happened

   
   It actually did. It's some shitty course I gotta go on for the job centre and it was full of retards. I got 37/40 and he got 34/40
7. 2017-04-18 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #4507
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I know that test I got 41/40 on it. Thank you.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sophie
8. 2017-04-18 at 2:04 PM UTC

   #4508
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You're German?

   
   Yup.
9. 2017-04-18 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #4509
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I know that test I got 41/40 on it. Thank you.

   
   You're drunk, Justin. Stay here and have more fun.
10. 2017-04-18 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #4510
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject It actually did. It's some shitty course I gotta go on for the job centre and it was full of retards. I got 37/40 and he got 34/40

    
    $100%
11. 2017-04-18 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #4511
    

    Ghost Prototype Houston
    Did you get his name? I want to follow him to his mensa meetings and make him look foolish.
    
    Post last edited by Ghost Prototype at 2017-04-18T17:51:37.947959+00:00
12. 2017-04-18 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #4512
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I know that test I got 41/40 on it. Thank you.

    
    The first question was "there's 5 people on the bus. Bill and his 2 friends get on, how many people are now on the bus?"
13. 2017-04-18 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #4513
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by reject The first question was "there's 5 people on the bus. Bill and his 2 friends get on, how many people are now on the bus?"

    
    Are his two friends dogs? NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION.
14. 2017-04-18 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #4514
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject The first question was "there's 5 people on the bus. Bill and his 2 friends get on, how many people are now on the bus?"

    
    And that's the test you brag about. Hahahaha....
15. 2017-04-18 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #4515
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You got 3 of those questions wrong. LOL.
16. 2017-04-18 at 2:51 PM UTC

    #4516
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well yea they got progressively harder, by the end it was getting difficult and would have been ideal to have a calculator. It started off as like primary school questions and ended up at A Level maths standard
17. 2017-04-18 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #4517
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck I gotta go to work in like 20 minutes. My new employers are hard asses so no fucking around on the internet all day. I used to get paid to sleep some days at the last place I worked.
18. 2017-04-18 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #4518
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Where do you work that you're not even allowed to smoke tobacco?
19. 2017-04-18 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #4519
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hospital.
20. 2017-04-18 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #4520
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Really, they're that strict?