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So I’m going on a coffee date with a Eurasian this afternoon

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat hey sudo how can you give incels like cigareting bad advice with shit like this going around and him being right?
    https://niggasin.space/thread/71604

    I don't understand what you are asking. Are you implying being an incel is a correct lifestyle choice? I agree and wholeheartedly implore you to partake
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo Honestly grylls reading about your courtship rituals is kinda sweet and strange to me. I don't have any experience with situations like this because I exhibit 99 red flags upon first encounter that are usually overlooked because I talk dat shit and we find each other marginally attractive when inebriated.

    It's like something off a really boring movie. I guess the reason is so you don't get emotionally invested while knowing there are barriers in your relationship advancing. Kinda the opposite way it seems most people do it. You must be a very sweet guy to put up with all this.

    What I really want to know is how many emojis do you send back and forth when you text. Are you even trying to emotionally manipulate her? I honestly couldn't do this for more than 1 day that didn't result in nookie. I think its very brave and I hope it will be worthwhile given all the work you are putting in. If she doesn't buy you flowers and let you hit on new years she's honestly a weird bad person. Look out for yourself above all else if you aren't getting anything out then say nice knowin ya ho

    I guess everyone has a sweet side but yeah

    This is where it’s getting deeper than psychical attraction already, shes caused this to happen but it feels right

    Of course we use emoji sometimes but only when they actually mean something not the endless “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣” retard shit

    As for the church thing it went better than expected probably because Filipinos really are welcoming and polite to strangers if you show to make an effort

    Her friends must have enjoyed my company (really because I can’t speak Filipino I can get away with just smiling and flexing my handsome looks instead of coming up with bullshit conversation) because they invited me with them to a place called York tomorrow for some damn shopping at their expense so I feel obliged to go (just the travel costs)

    I know she sounds like a controlling bitch already but that’s really not the way, I made her wait on me a lot today

    Now the crazy part is.. she’s really opened up, like really let her guard down, she’s basically just there for the taking she might as well just bend over for me now



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  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Grylls You really have no direction in life

    And yes, I’m going to post “nudie photos” of a girl for once in a while I actually care about to a bunch of people on the internet - now that’s just wrong

    There must be a great bond between you and Gigi with its surprisingly good memory

    But seen as though I’m still in this Christmas spirit let’s go ahead and both post pics of ourselves and our “Gigi’s” to compare (non-nude so don’t worry too much fattie)

    I’ll give you all day so no excuses, and I’ll be back tonight

    LOL FVEY boi still mad I pointed you out.

    you go, James Bond!

    I'll post a photo of my colon for you when the endoscope comes I ordered from Amazon comes in.

    we can see which one are pollyps and which are corn or peanuts
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    😨
  5. Can someone summarize this thread for me so I can "fucking lol" at the conclusion without putting in much effort, thanks.
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    The story isn’t complete yet
  7. So summarize so far...don't make me read 6 pages.
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Just read it 😐

    Everything is true

    Up to this point we might be going to the theatre New Year’s Eve, but an earlier showing

    And no, didn’t get my dick wet yet but I don’t care
  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can someone summarize this thread for me so I can "fucking lol" at the conclusion without putting in much effort, thanks.

    That language is a bit harsh would you mind softening it a bit
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Grylls Just read it 😐

    Everything is true

    Up to this point we might be going to the theatre New Year’s Eve, but an earlier showing

    And no, didn’t get my dick wet yet but I don’t care

    Do you really not care? Do you get da good vybz off her? Why the elaborate courtship? I forget what race you said she predominantly identifies as and if I recall correctly you are part slav or something, do you think your cultures are compatible and is that the hesitancy? What value do you add to each other's lives? How did you meet her? Do you think she's trying to hype up her pussy for some fireworks but she's really just a weak lay? What are you trying to get out of the relationship and what do you think she is trying to get? Do you talk about your exes? People always think that's trashy but I think only if u badmouth them, otherwise it's pertinent info. She sounds like she's nervous and probably talks alot to compensate. Probably just listening is the best thing you can do for her
  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo Do you really not care? Do you get da good vybz off her? Why the elaborate courtship? I forget what race you said she predominantly identifies as and if I recall correctly you are part slav or something, do you think your cultures are compatible and is that the hesitancy? What value do you add to each other's lives? How did you meet her? Do you think she's trying to hype up her pussy for some fireworks but she's really just a weak lay? What are you trying to get out of the relationship and what do you think she is trying to get? Do you talk about your exes? People always think that's trashy but I think only if u badmouth them, otherwise it's pertinent info. She sounds like she's nervous and probably talks alot to compensate. Probably just listening is the best thing you can do for her

    There’s obviously so much more to it but -

    I asked her this and she classed herself as Filipino because that’s where she was born but having to get to know her more now I’m starting to see the 1/2 Saudi part in her more, it’s the way she talks when she’s comfortable

    The culture differences are big that’s probably another reason we find each other interesting and are able to laugh at each others differences that way

    The reason I didn’t care from the beginning is because I’ve had enough with overthinking about women and dating and it seems to have worked so far, well everything has worked out so I probably will end up caring a lot more like I am right now

    She doesn’t talk as much as me and it’s not because she’s shy, if anything I’m starting to become the shy one

    She invited me round and tried cooking us a meal last night from a pork shoulder we bought the day before but it didn’t go to plan/kind of ended up a mess and she kept apologising - I had the idea she would be good a good cook but at least thats something to work on, could be fun

    She’s a bit weird which is a good thing to me

    Having looked back at the effort she’s making for me doing small things like that though I’m realising she actually cares more about the relationship than I thought

    It’s become obvious to me she’s looking to finally settle down next year being 34, she’s really trying to make sure I’m the one for her

    Before I left last night she gave me her bible and (hint hint?) just flicking through it there’s a few highlighted verses about being faithful in marriage etc

    She assured me there’s been no wrongdoing or cheating etc in her past relationships it’s just she never really found “the one that god has chosen” for her or something 🤔

    It’s only been just over a week (wtf) and I’m still optimistic about things, I’ve had some doubts which I’ve explained to her but it’s like she’s trying to keep me on the right path (towards her)?

    I don’t know, it all sounds crazy now she’s really religious - example, shopping the other day I realised I’d been undercharged for some items after checking the receipt and laughed about getting away with it… She actually asked me to go back and pay the correct amount (of course I didn’t)

    Missed a few things;

    I’m mostly European
    Dating site which we both agree we hate that fact
    I guess our intentions are similar
    We did talk about ex’s but that’s a big NO NO now
    I don’t know how she puts up with the bullshit I talk about but I know she listens to it
    If she found out I posted on a site like this she’d probably murder me, like really

    Covid could fuck this up 😑

    And jedi mind tricks haven’t worked on her so far, she seems immune 😂

    Probably gonna have to wow her over with a few chosen verses from the bible
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  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Why does this have to be about Grylls and not about Fona and his coofing and sending out a genocidal strain of covid he's sending to the world through his shipments.
  13. Originally posted by Grylls There’s obviously so much more to it but -

    I asked her this and she classed herself as Filipino because that’s where she was born but having to get to know her more now I’m starting to see the 1/2 Saudi part in her more, it’s the way she talks when she’s comfortable

    The culture differences are big that’s probably another reason we find each other interesting and are able to laugh at each others differences that way

    The reason I didn’t care from the beginning is because I’ve had enough with overthinking about women and dating and it seems to have worked so far, well everything has worked out so I probably will end up caring a lot more like I am right now

    She doesn’t talk as much as me and it’s not because she’s shy, if anything I’m starting to become the shy one

    She invited me round and tried cooking us a meal last night from a pork shoulder we bought the day before but it didn’t go to plan/kind of ended up a mess and she kept apologising - I had the idea she would be good a good cook but at least thats something to work on, could be fun

    She’s a bit weird which is a good thing to me

    Having looked back at the effort she’s making for me doing small things like that though I’m realising she actually cares more about the relationship than I thought

    It’s become obvious to me she’s looking to finally settle down next year being 34, she’s really trying to make sure I’m the one for her

    Before I left last night she gave me her bible and (hint hint?) just flicking through it there’s a few highlighted verses about being faithful in marriage etc

    She assured me there’s been no wrongdoing or cheating etc in her past relationships it’s just she never really found “the one that god has chosen” for her or something 🤔

    It’s only been just over a week (wtf) and I’m still optimistic about things, I’ve had some doubts which I’ve explained to her but it’s like she’s trying to keep me on the right path (towards her)?

    I don’t know, it all sounds crazy now she’s really religious - example, shopping the other day I realised I’d been undercharged for some items after checking the receipt and laughed about getting away with it… She actually asked me to go back and pay the correct amount (of course I didn’t)

    Missed a few things;

    I’m mostly European
    Dating site which we both agree we hate that fact
    I guess our intentions are similar
    We did talk about ex’s but that’s a big NO NO now
    I don’t know how she puts up with the bullshit I talk about but I know she listens to it
    If she found out I posted on a site like this she’d probably murder me, like really

    Covid could fuck this up 😑

    And jedi mind tricks haven’t worked on her so far, she seems immune 😂

    Probably gonna have to wow her over with a few chosen verses from the bible

    Jesus Christ, I didn't read any of that but based on the length alone it looks like this mfker is in love SMH
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i bet shes not even real lmao
  15. I bet it's Hang Mioku

  16. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet it's Hang Mioku


    i wouldnt notice any difference with her face down and her ass up
  17. Looks like a fucking cabbage patch doll from the 80s.

  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Sad story. She couldn't get silicon injections by the doctors anymore because her face was getting fat. it was just an OCD thing like a shop-a-holic

    So then she orders black market silicon and injected that. then that wasn't enough, so she used cooking oil.

    and her face swelled massive like a pumpkin and people donated money to have it removed but it stretched her face out and caused tissue damage and so now she looks even worse now. like a burn ward victim or even a pit bull attack.

    really sad.

    the photo in the collage on the left is what she looks like now. says she works in a recycle gift shop now.

  19. *right..not left
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    when they were normal

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