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People who don't have sex should just kill themselves

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Tyrant Nah actually you are wrong faggot and you clearly don't have sex and therefore should kill yourself

    You WILL start thinking positive thoughts, and you WILL do it NOW. This isn't choice. It's a command. Don't make me have to fry your motherboard, kid.
  2. #22
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood does cum blasting a bitches face count

    Did you have sex with someone to build up the cum blast or did you just nut in her face? In the latter case, no.
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    i think maddie is a really hot tranny name

    tells u it's a tranny but eludes to being a woman when it's really ju.st a guy with a small cock who wants to polish mine

    That's some shit I can get behind
    literally
  4. #24
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Www.cumblastcity.com
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    u must really like that site RIPtotse
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  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by maddie is this your suicide note then?

    babby's first shitpost
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  7. #27
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Tyrant Did you have sex with someone to build up the cum blast or did you just nut in her face? In the latter case, no.

    you don't know what sex is clearly, virgin pedo faggot nigger
  8. #28
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you don't know what sex is clearly, virgin pedo faggot nigger

    Haha clearly you don't have sex
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Says the person that can't even quantify or qualify a cum blast probably because you have only been on the receiving end, faggot
  10. #30
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Says the person that can't even quantify or qualify a cum blast probably because you have only been on the receiving end, faggot

    Well you can cum blast people without ever having sex
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    i wouldh't
  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Tyrant Well you can cum blast people without ever having sex

    somebody got a supersoaker for christmas
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  13. #33
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra somebody got a supersoaker for christmas

    I got it for my birthday
  14. #34
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Tyrant I got it for my birthday

    i got mine on my born day
  15. #35
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev i got mine on my born day

    That was the joke you maroon.
  16. #36
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Tyrant That was the joke you maroon.

    that band blows
  17. #37
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev that band blows

    ?
  18. #38
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Tyrant ?

    maroon5, you compare me to him again and ill rape ur shitter
  19. #39
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev maroon5, you compare me to him again and ill rape ur shitter

    So every time someone says the word "maroon" you think it is a reference to the band Maroon 5?

    Are you mentally disabled? It was supposed to be a funny way of calling you a moron. Way to prove me wrong.
  20. #40
    Kev Space Nigga
    chill its all good nigga, we be having fun
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