James Webb Telescope To Launch Tomorrow---To Infinity And Beyond!

1. 2021-12-24 at 4:23 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   What will this newfangled contraption reveal? BEAM ME UP!
   
   https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/james-webb-space-telescope-an-infrared-detective-that-will-reveal-the-universe/ar-AAS7gYE?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531
2. 2021-12-24 at 4:29 PM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut
   If they turned it back on the earth, maybe someone would finally be able to detect the existence of your dick
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3. 2021-12-24 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Or the existence of your brain, asshole.
4. 2021-12-24 at 5:18 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Watch as the above post disappears into Lanny's dark matter (that can't be seen).
5. 2021-12-24 at 5:38 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I see you've been talking with Frala again...as you disappear into the mist.
6. 2021-12-24 at 5:38 PM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 Or the existence of your brain, asshole.

   
   Whoaa it's just a joke bro cool your jets hotshot
7. 2021-12-24 at 5:39 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   It's not funny when it's my joke?
8. 2021-12-24 at 5:42 PM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 It's not funny when it's my joke?

   
   Whoa bro you're obviously very upset and your vibes need to come down about 4 harmonics
9. 2021-12-24 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I want to talk about dark matter.
   
   You prefer to be dark matter.
10. 2021-12-24 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    they're never gonna fucking launch it
11. 2021-12-24 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They spent so long puddling about, testing every little detail of it, instead of just going ahead and doing it and trying again if something didn't work right.
    
    I hope the rocket explodes right on the launch pad due to something completely preventable and unrelated. That would serve them right.
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12. 2021-12-24 at 6:29 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    This thing has to be right the first time insofar as it will be so far out in space that a repair mission won't be possible.
13. 2021-12-24 at 6:36 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 This thing has to be right the first time insofar as it will be so far out in space that a repair mission won't be possible.

    
    Like when they launched the Hubble with the completely wrong mirror focal length?
14. 2021-12-24 at 7:38 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Contact.
15. 2021-12-24 at 8:55 PM UTC

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    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump They spent so long puddling about, testing every little detail of it, instead of just going ahead and doing it and trying again if something didn't work right.
    
    I hope the rocket explodes right on the launch pad due to something completely preventable and unrelated. That would serve them right.

    
    Are you mentally retarded? Who the fuck knows if you'll get it right with 2? Kill yourself and fuck your curse.
16. 2021-12-24 at 9:54 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    they renamed it the letsgo brandon satelite MAGA telescope with intel pentium core rittenhouser
17. 2021-12-25 at 1:54 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor they renamed it the letsgo brandon satelite MAGA telescope with intel pentium core rittenhouser

    
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18. 2021-12-25 at 2:28 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Post the whole article like you normally do please. Don't get lazy on us
19. 2021-12-25 at 2:47 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    dark matter probably doesn't even exist
    
    it was theorised because certain theories break down at a cosmic scale
    
    
    maybe they're just wrong
20. 2021-12-25 at 2:51 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    They're wrong about a lot of stuff
    
    The fact that it's 60% of the universe and called just dark matter is like giving a name to an x variable.
    
    It's probably just where the space grid is denser and exerts more of an energy than we have present in our traditional awareness.
    
    Likely won't be exciting just gamma rays