User Controls
The fat pigs upstairs aka my neighbors
-
2021-12-20 at 6:41 AM UTC
-
2021-12-20 at 8:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie It's not gonna set anything on fire is my guess.
have you ever put something metal in the microwave? results are pretty funny
in one episode of archer they open the gas line, freeze a fork in a block of ice and put the block in the microwave as a sort of makeshift timer (ice melts, metal in microwave causes flare-up ignition of gas)
obviously not meant to be taken seeiously but I still wonder if it'd workThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-20 at 9:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra have you ever put something metal in the microwave? results are pretty funny
in one episode of archer they open the gas line, freeze a fork in a block of ice and put the block in the microwave as a sort of makeshift timer (ice melts, metal in microwave causes flare-up ignition of gas)
obviously not meant to be taken seeiously but I still wonder if it'd work
Only one way to find out. I got a couple microwaves laying about for the high voltage circuitry and the magnetrons. I could probably set up some sort of test. -
2021-12-20 at 7:20 PM UTCleaving the foil on dinner by mistake in a microwave will destroy the microwave with in about a week.
it will stop working. not right away but it starts to work less and less efficient and then stops cooking altogether
microwave ovens are not cheap. still over 100 bucks for a good 1100Wh
those target 45 buck specials are like 700Wh pieces of shit. -
2021-12-20 at 7:22 PM UTC
-
2021-12-20 at 7:26 PM UTC
-
2021-12-23 at 1:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Put your head in there and turn it on and time it, to see how long you can tolerate it.
it would kill you in seconds
I wonder if this would be a far less painless way to die. I mean 2 seconds of intense burning and then flatline and your eyes rolling back and turning white like a steam fishhead.
Imagine Execution by large Microwave room for prisoners waiting on Death Row. or (Nazis killing J'ews in big Microwave over Gas. close to painless or a very fast death. faster than being hung and way faster than 3 injections on a gurney. -
2021-12-23 at 3:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready it would kill you in seconds
I wonder if this would be a far less painless way to die. I mean 2 seconds of intense burning and then flatline and your eyes rolling back and turning white like a steam fishhead.
Imagine Execution by large Microwave room for prisoners waiting on Death Row. or (Nazis killing J'ews in big Microwave over Gas. close to painless or a very fast death. faster than being hung and way faster than 3 injections on a gurney.
LOL NO -
2021-12-23 at 4:09 AM UTCYou have to be determined to die and resist the urge to pull your head out when the intense burning starts.
-
2021-12-23 at 8:25 AM UTC
-
2021-12-23 at 8:29 AM UTCSomeone like Rob Zombie should make a movie about end of the world, FEMA camp builds Giant Microwave Execution Box and people exploding inside it.
finally the camp prisoners revolt and throw the guards/army inside it and turn it on. then they try to escape the camp but blow up from neck bomb devices like that pizza delivery dude. Actually, there was a movie like that in the 80s or 90s.
the dude from Highlanders was in it. The one with the long hair fighting to a Queen song. -
2021-12-24 at 6:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No it wouldn't kill you in seconds?
it works on water molicules. your blood would boil in seconds and you would go into cardiac arrest
Wow u really are dumb
Okay so microwaves heat from the outside in, your body compensates for this sightly internal heating by causing you to sweat. As the heating continues your skin will bake and essentially cool itself with the steam being released.
It takes a small dog several minutes to die in a modern microwave, the larger and fatter u are the longer it will take u to cook. Wherever ever the rays coming will determine the hot side . If you're laying feet towards the waves origin you'll live at longer than if your fatass neck pulls them all into your thyroid coiter -
2021-12-25 at 7:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Wow u really are dumb
Okay so microwaves heat from the outside in, your body compensates for this sightly internal heating by causing you to sweat. As the heating continues your skin will bake and essentially cool itself with the steam being released.
It takes a small dog several minutes to die in a modern microwave, the larger and fatter u are the longer it will take u to cook. Wherever ever the rays coming will determine the hot side . If you're laying feet towards the waves origin you'll live at longer than if your fatass neck pulls them all into your thyroid coiter
based on what, Idiot? a 700-1100 Watt Microwave?
you build a fucking microwave oven big enough to fit humans in , It's probably in the Gigwatt range. INSTANT DEATH -
2021-12-26 at 1:16 AM UTCWell the arbitration went our way.
I'm legally allowed to reside here now too.
Uhh I plan to leave my garbage in the back a day after the garbage truck comes, so homeless people create a mess.
Then call Bylaw.... Cuz of the mess.
This is for locking the back gate.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-26 at 5:51 AM UTCWhat the fuck.
This guy called the cops AGAIN.
Tried to claim we "turned off the furnace"
Uhhhh.
Video.
https://files.fm/u/xkjeyqh2j
Sry for the lame upload site, I have no YouTube acct.
Merry fucking Christmas.
Holy shit fuck that guy.
Honestly I swear Christmas is really about Spite, and who can be the biggest hypocrite. That's why I don't celebrate it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-26 at 6:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Nile What the fuck.
This guy called the cops AGAIN.
Tried to claim we "turned off the furnace"
Uhhhh.
Video.
https://files.fm/u/xkjeyqh2j
Sry for the lame upload site, I have no YouTube acct.
Merry fucking Christmas.
Holy shit fuck that guy.
Honestly I swear Christmas is really about Spite, and who can be the biggest hypocrite. That's why I don't celebrate it.
Is that your woman? -
2021-12-26 at 6:11 AM UTCGod, no. I'm single and thank god for that. Although single and living alone would be better.
I live with my bro and that one. She's okay. Sometimes. Honestly get more shit from my friend.
If they quit drinking, and just slept %100 of the time it would be marginally better. -
2021-12-26 at 6:13 AM UTCSo she's your brother?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2021-12-26 at 6:15 AM UTCShe's my 3rd niece from my father's 2nd marriage.
-
2021-12-26 at 6:17 AM UTC
