Einstein's Theory of Genital Relativity

1. 2021-12-13 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   If you have a big cock date a nejress, if you have a small cock, date a Chinese girl.
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   • STER0S
2. 2021-12-14 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Guess which one is mine.
   
   https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=biggest+cock&&view=detail&mid=60043F91D35BC109002660043F91D35BC1090026&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dbiggest%2520cock%26qs%3Dn%26form%3DQBVR%26sp%3D-1%26pq%3Dbiggest%2520cock%26sc%3D8-12%26sk%3D%26cvid%3D5AD4CF19C05540E18FC6DA3524994FC6
   
   lol
3. 2021-12-14 at 12:34 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   If you want to fuck a loose flabby bag of black shit fuck a dumb nigress
   
   If you want to fuck a tight slender cute peach of a woman fuck an intelligent chink
4. 2021-12-14 at 1:13 AM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls If you want to fuck a loose flabby bag of black shit fuck a dumb nigress
   
   If you want to fuck a tight slender cute peach of a woman fuck an intelligent chink

   
   Vape her
5. 2021-12-17 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls If you want to fuck a loose flabby bag of black shit fuck a dumb nigress
   
   If you want to fuck a tight slender cute peach of a woman fuck an intelligent chink

   
   What if you want to fuck one that smells like Chicken Korma?
6. 2021-12-17 at 4:07 PM UTC

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   lockedin Tuskegee Airman
   The author of this post has returned to nothingness
7. 2021-12-17 at 4:19 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I have a fairly large penis and my dream is to find a 4'8 to 5'2 Asian lady, preferably hmong.
   
   Let's be real I'm not A+/10 material like the Japanese or even the Cantonese. I'm mainland garbage tier.
   
   I also love white rice, brown rice, and salt.
   
   My understanding is that's 99% of their diet.
   
   I also fish, fillet my own fish, am semi successful and practice a weird ass religion.
   
   Plus I really get off plugging brown pussies with fat white meat. I even like to tell women "I'm really not that hung" then pretend to be flabbergasted when they say it's big as fuck and I'm not even hard.
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "bag"!
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   • Tyrant
8. 2021-12-17 at 6:18 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What if you want to fuck one that smells like Spotted Dick?

9. 2021-12-17 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley I have a fairly large penis and my dream is to find a 4'8 to 5'2 Asian lady, preferably hmong.
   
   Let's be real I'm not A+/10 material like the Japanese or even the Cantonese. I'm mainland garbage tier.
   
   I also love white rice, brown rice, and salt.
   
   My understanding is that's 99% of their diet.
   
   I also fish, fillet my own fish, am semi successful and practice a weird ass religion.
   
   Plus I really get off plugging brown pussies with fat white meat. I even like to tell women "I'm really not that hung" then pretend to be flabbergasted when they say it's big as fuck and I'm not even hard.
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "bag"!

   
   How large is your penis?
10. 2021-12-18 at 11:53 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Tyrant How large is your penis?

    
    Be happy to answer that, one sec
11. 2021-12-18 at 11:57 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
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12. 2021-12-18 at 11:58 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    A mini soda from the mini bar?