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  1. #21
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    mmm yeh i wonder how many over-sized plumped BBC she has had in&out of her mouth
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who wouldn't like to anally bone taylor swift…and then slap her around a bit too for being a bitch.

    Mmmmmmm. I like to ruin cute tiny things.
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Everything is somehow T Swizzle's fault, for better or worse, directly or indirectly. I used T Swizzle unironically there too please fight me irl
  4. #24
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Christmas is a fairy tell of a real Priest who had the gift of giving and requested people to share gifts with one another.

    sounds more like a White Elephant (Generic sense) Office Party. dude was probably really cool. St Nick is what the Church Saintafied him.

    and somehow Jesus was born near the first day of Winter with the 3 days of rest (Winter Solctist of the sun remaining in the same spot before slowly raising up more and more each day)

    so it lands on the 24/25th or summing

    the bottom line is the "Spirit of Christmas"

    Just enjoy it. we're all grown ups now. We all figured out it's not Literal. I'm not a Catholic nor German or Russian Orthadox so It's just tradition.


    and its funny getting family together to see who gets triggered first
  5. #25
    My family and I have a Christmas orgy
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  6. #26
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Mmmmmmm. I like to ruin cute tiny things.

    Remind me never to buy you a pet.
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice My family and I have a Christmas orgy

    As an audience or as partakers ?
  8. #28
    Originally posted by mmQ As an audience or as partakers ?

    With each other
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice With each other

    How big is your family ?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mmQ How big is your family ?

    Big enough 😏
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  11. #31
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the antichrist will probably be here this christmas
  12. #32
    and the Uncle Christ?
  13. #33
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson and the Uncle Christ?

    He’s hiding in moms closet
  14. #34
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Im constipated and have been for the past week. fiber isnt helping.

    its going to be a constipated Christmas, I can tell
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Im constipated and have been for the past week. fiber isnt helping.

    its going to be a constipated Christmas, I can tell

    Lube your fingers and pull it out
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Im constipated and have been for the past week. fiber isnt helping.

    its going to be a constipated Christmas, I can tell

    Go to Walgreens and buy an enema...just squirt that shit up your shitter and prepare yourself for the onslaught.


    https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-enema-saline-laxative/ID=prod6335582-product
  17. #37
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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  18. #38
    Kids don't deserve Christmas these days, the little bastards.
  19. #39
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice Lube your fingers and pull it out

    I heard people do that to break it up.

    how fucked up is your system, that you have to use your finger like a snake router to grind down the substance plugging up your plumbing.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I heard people do that to break it up.

    how fucked up is your system, that you have to use your finger like a snake router to grind down the substance plugging up your plumbing.

    Just close your eyes and pretend a hot girl is doing it
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