Anyone like to bend ur erect penis when u wake up?

1. 2021-06-27 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no its because there isnt much to grip.

   
   My cock does indeed have some hearty girth but dang you must have some small fingers.
2. 2021-06-28 at 6:07 AM UTC

   #22
   -Dumpster Slut- Houston
   all the time
3. 2021-12-15 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I used to but I don’t wake up with an erection anymore
4. 2021-12-15 at 11:19 AM UTC

   #24
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Grylls I used to but I don’t wake up with an erection anymore

   
   Drink more water ull wake up with a pissbonner
5. 2021-12-15 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Drink more water ull wake up with a pissbonner

   
   Well no, you just wake up 3 times in the night to go piss if you do that.
6. 2021-12-15 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #26
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well no, you just wake up 3 times in the night to go piss if you do that.

   
   Sounds like someone got a dainty lady bladder
7. 2021-12-15 at 4 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   That’s why jigg has a piss bag
8. 2021-12-15 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #28
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Sounds like someone got a dainty lady bladder

   
   I do but I tanned it and use it as a coin purse...it matches the nipple necklace I made.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Quick Mix Ready
9. 2021-12-15 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #29
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   I pound 3 liters of inported mineral water and purposely hold it to the point of bursting so that when i wake up, my torrential flow wakes my neighbors
10. 2021-12-23 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #30
    Kev Space Nigga
    all the time, i bend it far then let it go so it slaps my six pack and the sound reverberates across the room, oh yeah.
    
    k ill stop now, lest i arouse the several users on here who have expressed an unhealthy interest in my cock.
11. 2021-12-23 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I pound 3 liters of inported mineral water and purposely hold it to the point of bursting so that when i wake up, my torrential flow wakes my neighbors

    
    People have been doing the Gallon of Distilled water game, because they hold it for 2-3 hours and piss it all out and they feel high. But it flushes all your electrolytes out and people's blood pressure drops really low and they pass out.
    
    dangerous. Some people don't wake up.
12. 2021-12-23 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #32
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready People have been doing the Gallon of Distilled water game, because they hold it for 2-3 hours and piss it all out and they feel high. But it flushes all your electrolytes out and people's blood pressure drops really low and they pass out.
    
    dangerous. Some people don't wake up.

    
    Damn its like the choking game for ur dick good looking out, viejo bromo
13. 2021-12-23 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Whenever I get an erection, I enjoy slapping it to my abdomen over and over. IT MAKES IT A LOT Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaater