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Anyone like to bend ur erect penis when u wake up?

  1. #1
    It feels sooooooooooo good its like yoga for ur dick 10/10 would recommend
  2. #2
    Yeah bruh I like to bend my Dick around to the back of my ass
  3. #3
    You can break it doing that.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can break it doing that.

    Sounds like someone got a weak ass penis

    makebe if u did some dick curls u wouldnt be so prone to fractures
  5. #5
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Sounds like someone got a weak ass penis

    makebe if u did some dick curls u wouldnt be so prone to fractures

    well no, it's the strong ridged ones that break...semi ones are easy to bend
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson well no, it's the strong ridged ones that break…semi ones are easy to bend

    men with strong rigid dicks are more likely to be pedo.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny men with strong rigid dicks are more likely to be pedo.

    Have you ever had a strong rigid penis?
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever had a strong rigid penis?

    thats how i know.
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Grab my dick and twist it
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  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    twist my dick off
  11. #11
    doo-dah-doo-dah

    grab my dick and suck it quick

    Oh a doo-dah-day
  12. #12
    Originally posted by mmQ twist my dick off

    my fingers dont have the strength,.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my fingers dont have the strength,.

    too tired from fisting the guy with the strong rigid penis no doubt.
  14. #14
    no its because there isnt much to grip.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson well no, it's the strong ridged ones that break…semi ones are easy to bend

    Common misconception. Tbe strongest peepees are limber n lithe like a crossfit gay
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  16. #16
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  17. #17
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Yeah bruh I like to bend my Dick around to the back of my ass

    Tucker much? 😆
  18. #18
    If u can tuck ur own dick into ur asshole ur alright in tbe cock department but dont slack off n shirk ur dick stretches

    I personably do at least 3 sets of 20, with each rep being :

    Left bend
    Right bend
    360 degree helicopter ritation
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    THE HEAD EATS THE TAIL
  20. #20
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    when I was able to get erect on its own (without meds or pishboner) i could making it swirl. I mean like how women do that titty tassle thing. but all I was doing was flexing, it did the swirl on its own. this lady friend thought I had some majic skills. kept the relationship going for a while. until I jokenly said her side profile looked like a Chimp.

    :(
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