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How do I catch a squirrel in a heater?

  1. 2021-12-04 at 11:27 AM UTC
    #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've got basic hand tools, a cat fishing pole, a cat, and some weed.
    Please help.
  2. 2021-12-04 at 12:05 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    idk but i could make you a sick squirrel bong out of that
  3. 2021-12-04 at 1:10 PM UTC
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im on scene and George is all up in the heater.
    He is trapped by the blower which i got shut off but now he is running back and forth between the actual wiring bits and the vent.
    He is trapped in a space just big enough that I cant try to catch him from one side without him running to the other side just out of reach.
    About to make something for him to run into...
  4. 2021-12-04 at 1:22 PM UTC
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I've got basic hand tools, a cat fishing pole, a cat, and some weed.
    Please help.

    Dude, turn it on and block off his exit. that'll teach the little fucker for crawling up in there and trying to nest.

    you will dehydrate the living shit out of it. Maybe turn it into squirrel jerkey or as Scron said turn it into a bong because it will be rock hard and dead
  5. 2021-12-04 at 1:23 PM UTC
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im on scene and George is all up in the heater.
    He is trapped by the blower which i got shut off but now he is running back and forth between the actual wiring bits and the vent.
    He is trapped in a space just big enough that I cant try to catch him from one side without him running to the other side just out of reach.
    About to make something for him to run into…

    STFU And sell me that Fona The King painting. I just want it for the dinosaurs humping one another. I'll just cut that out and send it back to you. you can just tape a post card over the hole and make believe its the original painting.
  6. 2021-12-04 at 1:28 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im on scene and George is all up in the heater.
    He is trapped by the blower which i got shut off but now he is running back and forth between the actual wiring bits and the vent.
    He is trapped in a space just big enough that I cant try to catch him from one side without him running to the other side just out of reach.
    About to make something for him to run into…

    Shove a gun barrel in there and fire a warning shot
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  7. 2021-12-04 at 1:30 PM UTC
    #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    ^current situation...

    Can't help but find it ironic im using an air conditioner to help catch a squirrel out of a heater.

    And yes, I threw a Payday bar in the cage in case he is hungry.
  8. 2021-12-04 at 1:33 PM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Eat the squirrel like insane_ike
  9. 2021-12-04 at 1:38 PM UTC
    #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I made a dog catcher stick thing.
  10. 2021-12-04 at 1:46 PM UTC
    #10
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats


    ^current situation…

    Can't help but find it ironic im using an air conditioner to help catch a squirrel out of a heater.

    And yes, I threw a Payday bar in the cage in case he is hungry.

    OMG he or she is a cutie. coach it out with some food, you psycho fuck.

    (just noticed Payday bar comment) thats a start

    squirrels don't carry diseases but the fleas or parasites on them do. but fleas don't like dry weather and will get sick and die on Georges back. so the best thing to do is this. make it a pet. then create funny ass problems for it to solve. Like those squirrels on the Internet that have to problem solve to get the nut out of a giant plastic bottle placed in a bin. the thing will push crates together and run along a string line and down a rope over things attached to the rope to make it harder.

    like a mini ninja-warrior track you see on tv.
  11. 2021-12-04 at 1:47 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    LOOK AT IT'S LITTLE NODE AND EYES OMJ
  12. 2021-12-04 at 1:48 PM UTC
    #12
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    wha whats the tiny tea cup and mittens for? you inviting it to a tea party along with your dolls?
  13. 2021-12-04 at 1:48 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or you can just eat it
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  14. 2021-12-04 at 1:48 PM UTC
    #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    CAN WE KEEP IT?!
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  15. 2021-12-04 at 1:49 PM UTC
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LOOK AT IT'S LITTLE NODE AND EYES OMJ

    -_-

    lol at what looks like a tube of model glue and a slinky. he's gonna get it stoned off of model glue and then attach it to the slinky and walk it down the stairs all high on glue

    x_x
  16. 2021-12-04 at 2:46 PM UTC
    #16
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Just make a nameplate for him and attach it to the front of the furnace because, after all, it was his home first.

    Why else would your furnace use a squirrel cage blower?

    Amirite?
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  17. 2021-12-04 at 2:50 PM UTC
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    USE A SQUIRELL CAGE FAN
  18. 2021-12-04 at 2:53 PM UTC
    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Use a cat
  19. 2021-12-04 at 2:57 PM UTC
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Fona, is this your place of employment or that studio you said you were going to rent? are you back with Chell?
  20. 2021-12-04 at 2:58 PM UTC
    #20
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    If you don’t give it a home for Christmas now you’re a sadistic fuck



    Originally posted by Solstice Or you can just eat it

    Yes eat it, squirrels can carry diseases so you should make sure no one else is in danger

    Be the hero
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