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How do I catch a squirrel in a heater?
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2021-12-04 at 11:27 AM UTCI've got basic hand tools, a cat fishing pole, a cat, and some weed.
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2021-12-04 at 12:05 PM UTCidk but i could make you a sick squirrel bong out of that
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2021-12-04 at 1:10 PM UTCIm on scene and George is all up in the heater.
He is trapped by the blower which i got shut off but now he is running back and forth between the actual wiring bits and the vent.
He is trapped in a space just big enough that I cant try to catch him from one side without him running to the other side just out of reach.
About to make something for him to run into... -
2021-12-04 at 1:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I've got basic hand tools, a cat fishing pole, a cat, and some weed.
Please help.
Dude, turn it on and block off his exit. that'll teach the little fucker for crawling up in there and trying to nest.
you will dehydrate the living shit out of it. Maybe turn it into squirrel jerkey or as Scron said turn it into a bong because it will be rock hard and dead -
2021-12-04 at 1:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats Im on scene and George is all up in the heater.
He is trapped by the blower which i got shut off but now he is running back and forth between the actual wiring bits and the vent.
He is trapped in a space just big enough that I cant try to catch him from one side without him running to the other side just out of reach.
About to make something for him to run into…
STFU And sell me that Fona The King painting. I just want it for the dinosaurs humping one another. I'll just cut that out and send it back to you. you can just tape a post card over the hole and make believe its the original painting. -
2021-12-04 at 1:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats Im on scene and George is all up in the heater.
He is trapped by the blower which i got shut off but now he is running back and forth between the actual wiring bits and the vent.
He is trapped in a space just big enough that I cant try to catch him from one side without him running to the other side just out of reach.
About to make something for him to run into…
Shove a gun barrel in there and fire a warning shotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-04 at 1:30 PM UTC
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2021-12-04 at 1:33 PM UTCEat the squirrel like insane_ike
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2021-12-04 at 1:38 PM UTC
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2021-12-04 at 1:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats
^current situation…
Can't help but find it ironic im using an air conditioner to help catch a squirrel out of a heater.
And yes, I threw a Payday bar in the cage in case he is hungry.
OMG he or she is a cutie. coach it out with some food, you psycho fuck.
(just noticed Payday bar comment) thats a start
squirrels don't carry diseases but the fleas or parasites on them do. but fleas don't like dry weather and will get sick and die on Georges back. so the best thing to do is this. make it a pet. then create funny ass problems for it to solve. Like those squirrels on the Internet that have to problem solve to get the nut out of a giant plastic bottle placed in a bin. the thing will push crates together and run along a string line and down a rope over things attached to the rope to make it harder.
like a mini ninja-warrior track you see on tv. -
2021-12-04 at 1:47 PM UTCLOOK AT IT'S LITTLE NODE AND EYES OMJ
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2021-12-04 at 1:48 PM UTCwha whats the tiny tea cup and mittens for? you inviting it to a tea party along with your dolls?
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2021-12-04 at 1:48 PM UTCOr you can just eat itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-04 at 1:48 PM UTCCAN WE KEEP IT?!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-04 at 1:49 PM UTC
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2021-12-04 at 2:46 PM UTCJust make a nameplate for him and attach it to the front of the furnace because, after all, it was his home first.
Why else would your furnace use a squirrel cage blower?
Amirite?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-04 at 2:50 PM UTCUSE A SQUIRELL CAGE FAN
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2021-12-04 at 2:53 PM UTCUse a cat
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2021-12-04 at 2:57 PM UTCFona, is this your place of employment or that studio you said you were going to rent? are you back with Chell?
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2021-12-04 at 2:58 PM UTC