2017-04-16 at 10:55 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I regret to inform everyone that the user known as Sophie died. His body was discovered this morning. According to police, he had been deceased for 10 days before finally being discovered. Neighbors had complained of a putrid smell coming from his basement apartment, where authorities discovered various pairs of used boys and girls underwear within the mountain of empty chip bags, TV dinner trays and used Kool-Aid packets scattered about his bedroom. A hand-scribbed note, found beside the body, read: "Lanny hates me and removed my moderator title. Goodbye world. Real feels this time." An investigation is underway. No foul play was suspected, although it was determined lewd behavior was certainly a contributing factor. Local residents cite suicide as the cause of death.
2017-04-16 at 11:08 PM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
no auto-erotic asphyxiation/10
2017-04-16 at 11:13 PM UTC
We don't have Kool-Aid in Europe.
2017-04-16 at 11:21 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by RisiR
We don't have Kool-Aid in Europe.
He imported it, for the kids.
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2017-04-16 at 11:24 PM UTC
So he imported the kids, as well because European kids don't drink Kool-Aid.
2017-04-16 at 11:25 PM UTC
We are allowed to drink Alcohol at the age of 16, though. Same age as the age of consent.
Holla!
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2017-04-16 at 11:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR
We are allowed to drink Alcohol at the age of 16, though. Same age as the age of consent.
Holla!
I was 16 my one and only time in Europa. Got shit canned in Montreux, Paris, and London. Arrived in Frankfurt. I just walked around the airport saying guten tag to everyone.
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2017-04-16 at 11:53 PM UTC
That's a trip, mate. How long did you stay in Europe? Particularelrelearly in Germany?
Originally posted by RisiR
That's a trip, mate. How long did you stay in Europe? Particularelrelearly in Germany?
We only landed in Germany. From New Jersey. Then we drive to Montreux. Stayed there 5 days, then Paris 5 days, then London 5. The whole thing was for a high school jazz trip, our top jazz band (mostly seniors) got to play at the Montreux jazz festival during the day, one of the two stages along Lake Geneva. But yeah, I was only in Germany for about an hour. I did at least get to go outside there and breath in the rich Hitler-inspired air. That felt good.
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2017-04-17 at 12:05 AM UTC
What kinda instrument do you play? Are you a sax-man? I kinda see you as a drummer or a Cello player.
2017-04-17 at 12:12 AM UTC
Shut the fuck up. You are truly an enigma, Mr.Questions.
2017-04-17 at 12:13 AM UTC
That's cool, though. Can you still play?
2017-04-17 at 12:14 AM UTC
Yeah but I don't own my sax anymore as I pawned it for a meth related debt like 10 years ago. I've played a few times over the years. I guess you don't really forget how.
2017-04-17 at 12:17 AM UTC
I bet you blow like a champion. Wanna earn some mullah for a new Sax to pawn for Meth?