-+RIP+- Sophie (psychomanthis)

1. 2017-04-16 at 10:55 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I regret to inform everyone that the user known as Sophie died. His body was discovered this morning. According to police, he had been deceased for 10 days before finally being discovered. Neighbors had complained of a putrid smell coming from his basement apartment, where authorities discovered various pairs of used boys and girls underwear within the mountain of empty chip bags, TV dinner trays and used Kool-Aid packets scattered about his bedroom. A hand-scribbed note, found beside the body, read: "Lanny hates me and removed my moderator title. Goodbye world. Real feels this time." An investigation is underway. No foul play was suspected, although it was determined lewd behavior was certainly a contributing factor. Local residents cite suicide as the cause of death.
2. 2017-04-16 at 11:08 PM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   no auto-erotic asphyxiation/10
3. 2017-04-16 at 11:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We don't have Kool-Aid in Europe.
4. 2017-04-16 at 11:21 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by RisiR We don't have Kool-Aid in Europe.

   
   He imported it, for the kids.
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   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2017-04-16 at 11:24 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So he imported the kids, as well because European kids don't drink Kool-Aid.
6. 2017-04-16 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We are allowed to drink Alcohol at the age of 16, though. Same age as the age of consent.
   
   Holla!
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   • mmQ
7. 2017-04-16 at 11:45 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR We are allowed to drink Alcohol at the age of 16, though. Same age as the age of consent.
   
   Holla!

   
   I was 16 my one and only time in Europa. Got shit canned in Montreux, Paris, and London. Arrived in Frankfurt. I just walked around the airport saying guten tag to everyone.
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2017-04-16 at 11:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's a trip, mate. How long did you stay in Europe? Particularelrelearly in Germany?
9. 2017-04-16 at 11:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's a shit word.
10. 2017-04-17 at 12 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RisiR That's a trip, mate. How long did you stay in Europe? Particularelrelearly in Germany?

    
    We only landed in Germany. From New Jersey. Then we drive to Montreux. Stayed there 5 days, then Paris 5 days, then London 5. The whole thing was for a high school jazz trip, our top jazz band (mostly seniors) got to play at the Montreux jazz festival during the day, one of the two stages along Lake Geneva. But yeah, I was only in Germany for about an hour. I did at least get to go outside there and breath in the rich Hitler-inspired air. That felt good.
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2017-04-17 at 12:05 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What kinda instrument do you play? Are you a sax-man? I kinda see you as a drummer or a Cello player.
12. 2017-04-17 at 12:09 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yep. Alto sax.
13. 2017-04-17 at 12:12 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shut the fuck up. You are truly an enigma, Mr.Questions.
14. 2017-04-17 at 12:13 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's cool, though. Can you still play?
15. 2017-04-17 at 12:14 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah but I don't own my sax anymore as I pawned it for a meth related debt like 10 years ago. I've played a few times over the years. I guess you don't really forget how.
16. 2017-04-17 at 12:17 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I bet you blow like a champion. Wanna earn some mullah for a new Sax to pawn for Meth?
17. 2017-04-17 at 12:20 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I blow hard. No.
18. 2017-04-17 at 12:35 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I regret to inform everyone that the user known as Sophie died. His body was discovered this morning. According to police, he had been deceased for 10 days before finally being discovered. Neighbors had complained of a putrid smell coming from his basement apartment, where authorities discovered various pairs of used boys and girls underwear within the mountain of empty chip bags, TV dinner trays and used Kool-Aid packets scattered about his bedroom. A hand-scribbed note, found beside the body, read: "Lanny hates me and removed my moderator title. Goodbye world. Real feels this time." An investigation is underway. No foul play was suspected, although it was determined lewd behavior was certainly a contributing factor. Local residents cite suicide as the cause of death.

    
    I know what I do here is not clever. I know what I do here does not amuse others. The truth is I put zero effort into being clever or amusing to these here as neither if those are the reason I post here.
    
    But you typed this post and submitted thinking you were clever and amusing.
19. 2017-04-17 at 12:44 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I blow hard. No.

    
    Do you think the skill of pressing the right buttons plus blowing into the instrument would translate well to stimulating a male phallus?
    
    Do you have to suck and nibble on a Saxophone? Is the tongue involved?
20. 2017-04-17 at 12:48 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RisiR Do you think the skill of pressing the right buttons plus blowing into the instrument would translate well to stimulating a male phallus?
    
    Do you have to suck and nibble on a Saxophone? Is the tongue involved?

    
    No.
    
    No.
    
    Yes. There is also a WOODEN REED involved.