How do you think you'll die?

1. 2017-04-16 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How quickly would you die if you huffed asbestos
2. 2017-04-16 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject How quickly would you die if you huffed asbestos

   
   maybe 30 years
3. 2017-04-16 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I finally understand. After years of killing you... I will finally have only one trophy left to hunt;
   
   I'll kill me.
4. 2017-04-16 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #64
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by reject How quickly would you die if you huffed asbestos

   
   Find a way to blame it on a company, one that would have caused this exposure early in your life, you may need to search for one that was involved in a major scandal, some leftover remnant that affected people, if it was banned after you were born (can't be arsed to look up the banning dates by country). You would get a major settlement.
   
   Hmm, what I was going to say is that despite greatly shortening your lifespan, this would not necessarily be seen as something negative by people like us, but then I realized how bad your quality of life would be, in constant suffering (No, wait, this may be a legit reason to use benzos!), likely never able to take up intensive exercise again, needing to keep your breathing as slow as possible (This probably wouldn't matter), which could put you in a state where you can't enjoy life, regardless of how many millions you receive.
5. 2017-04-16 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #65
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   i nevr die bich i only ascend
6. 2017-04-17 at 8:24 AM UTC

   #66
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Top candidates by order of appearance.
   
   Lung Disease
   Heart Disease
   Overdose
   Suicide
7. 2017-04-17 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Ghost Prototype Houston

   Originally posted by NARCassist i want to die hardcore. none of those faggoty ways of dying like peacefully in sleep or summing. you only get 1 chance to experience death. fuck do i wanna miss out on a trip like that.

   
   Bruh, you don't experience death. Death is a lack of experience. You might experience rapid oxidation, or cardiac arrest, but not death.
   
   Statistically speaking, I'm at high risk for suicide and auto accident. My mental health is more stable now than it's been in a long time, so the former is becoming a lesser possibility. I travel quite a bit, so car crash seems most possible.
   
   Why are we all so depressed? Do we need to talk about it?
8. 2017-04-18 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nuclear War will only kill off a percentage of us. then will come some stupid faggot pandemic flu like the Spanish Flu a hundred years ago. The spanish flu made people into zombies. Some people were reinfected 2-3 times because it apparently mutated and reinfected the hosts. people were so fucked up by this mysterious flu.. probably formed itself from bio weapons the fucking Germans threw at everyone else. Maybe it was the French.
   
   People were zombies. that's why zombie movies are so popular.. to desensitize us and not overreact when the shit goes down.
   
   You're all fucked, Man! it's close to End-Game for sure.