what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2021-11-30 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #6161
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   😭🤣
2. 2021-11-30 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #6162
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by frala Wanna be a baller, shot caller, wear pajama pants with no ass at aller

   
   Wait I thought it was "shock collar" not "shot caller"
   
   I HAVE BEEN SAYING IT WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME
3. 2021-11-30 at 10:21 PM UTC

   #6163
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Are u dumb? Shock collar? literal Years.
4. 2021-11-30 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #6164
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wait I thought it was "shock collar" not "shot caller"
   
   I HAVE BEEN SAYING IT WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME

   
   Ok Boomer
5. 2021-11-30 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #6165
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood How much per kilo for hemp? Asking for a friend

   
   a hamburger
6. 2021-12-01 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #6166
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Are u dumb? Shock collar? literal Years.

   
   If you think about it "shock collar" can be used like "shot caller" because a person calling shots is kind of like a shock collar. A person that calls shots will max you out (a shock) if you don't follow their instruction (like a dog wearing a collar)
7. 2021-12-01 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #6167
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala

   
   Sooo.. this is for convenience?
8. 2021-12-01 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #6168
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Chicken thighs and drumsticks are already considered dark meat.

   
   shut the fuck up you square. why do you have to ruin his statement for?
9. 2021-12-01 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #6169
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Dick meat.
10. 2021-12-01 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #6170
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready shut the fuck up you square. why do you have to ruin his statement for?

    
    Because it wouldn't be as fun if I didn't?
11. 2021-12-01 at 8:43 AM UTC

    #6171
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Technologist Got myself a Christmas gift early. Felt like being good to me this year.
    
    

    
    🧐
    
    That’s just an excuse to try show off that fake ass ring
    
    I bet you thought it was a blue diamond
12. 2021-12-01 at 9:48 AM UTC

    #6172
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Whiskey in a glass
    
    
13. 2021-12-01 at 10:27 AM UTC

    #6173
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Grylls 🧐
    
    That’s just an excuse to try show off that fake ass ring
    
    I bet you thought it was a blue diamond

    
    Noooo. It’s an aquamarine and diamonds in white gold. I wasn’t trying to “show off” my nails. I do those myself.
    
    And I wasn’t trying to “show off” anything. I was trying to show that I thought about myself first for once, which is rare.
    
    I hate shopping, I don’t spend on myself, and I wanted to do something for me. When I went to the mall, I knew what I wanted, made a straight line to the store, then straight out. I hate shopping!
    
    Hope most of ya do something nice for yourselves as well💙
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • General Butt.Naked
14. 2021-12-01 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #6174
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I know I do, I think for myself,, its the best thing I can do for myself, u should try it moron
15. 2021-12-01 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #6175
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by POLECAT I know I do, I think for myself,, its the best thing I can do for myself, u should try it moron

    
    It’s ok pole, you’ll get it one day😘
16. 2021-12-01 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #6176
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Whiskey in a glass
    
    

    
    you have replaced your heroin addiction with ethanol, Casper. And that's better for you. Well done. 👍⚘
17. 2021-12-01 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #6177
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny also i'll be ordering a 1tb sd card for something like 8 dollar + for this coming singles (11/11) sale.
    
    not because im retarded or something but because i choose to have faith in angels that ride around on unicorns.

    
    i feel like a female sexual assault victim who inspite of all the warnings and advices of family and loved ones to not go out with strangers to wild parties, choosed to dressed provocatively and went out with strangers to parties where drugs and alcohols were served anyway
    
    and then act surprised and shocked upon the hazy recollection of the sexual assaults i received, suffered, the night before.
    
    why did this happen to me.
18. 2021-12-01 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #6178
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by WellHung you have replaced your heroin addiction with ethanol, Casper. And that's better for you. Well done. 👍⚘

    
    thx you brother.
    
    i wasnt even going to go out last night but i could not resist the pull
    
    So ive settled on a habit thats more socially acceptable 🌹🌹🌹
19. 2021-12-01 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #6179
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked thx you brother.
    
    i wasnt even going to go out last night but i could not resist the pull
    
    So ive settled on a habit thats more socially acceptable 🌹🌹🌹

    
    and much easier to meet and sleep with attractive girls
20. 2021-12-01 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #6180
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Yeah drunk me is way more fun and charismatic that normal me.