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I ruined a forklift battery at work tonight and it was funny.

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    redacted
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    no fuck that post back what you had posted muh'fuka
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he pretty much jkust drove a forklift around until smoke poured out of it, then continued to drive it until someone told him to stop
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    how many people did you run down today Fona?
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    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy redacted

    Your supervisors aren't gonna find this obscure ass forum to identity you and link you to it.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Wow, that would get you fired on the spot where I work. We take health and safety very seriously and so do I because I don't go to work to get fucking injured I go there to make a buck and come home with all my limbs.

    You couldn't pay me enough to drive anything that's not in 100% working order.

    I refuse to even touch a wobbling ladder or do anything that might have the slightest chance of risk or injury until the chance for a risk can be eliminated.

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    haha, that is exactly what I picture in my head when I think 'condescending knob in a hi-vis jacket'
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    Chinese men get sucked into machines and ground into pulp and squashed in between things at work every five minutes and they don't snitch.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    WHMIS IS FOR WIMPS
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    I saw a video of a Chinese guy getting run over with a forklift while it went out of control then it started spinning in circles with his dead body still stuck to it creating this huge circular smear of blood on the floor until someone ran in and jumped on it to shut it down.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    White work culture is the best in the world, we don't need government regulation to enforce rules in the workplace.

    I have injured myself at work going too hard and even though I was supposed to report it to the government I didn't because it's nothing but a waste of time. They don't know shit about health and safety, they just enforce it.

    It doesn't need to be enforced if workers are properly educated. I believe in GOD GIVEN worker rights, not regulation

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Solstice until someone ran in and jumped on it to shut it down.

    That sounds like a health and safety violation to me, I would write him up.

    I actually have no idea how you are supposed to stop a forklift spinning out of control.

    When you get certified they teach you that should never happen if you drive safely. The driver must have not been following health and safety and the guy that stopped the forklift also didn't follow health and safety.

    I think the best thing to do would be to shoot out the battery with a rifle or EMP

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    Originally posted by Solstice I saw a video of a Chinese guy getting run over with a forklift while it went out of control then it started spinning in circles with his dead body still stuck to it creating this huge circular smear of blood on the floor until someone ran in and jumped on it to shut it down.



    This one?
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    This one?

    Yes, very nice. Where'd you get it?
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    Originally posted by Solstice Yes, very nice. Where'd you get it?

    Satan whatsapped it to me.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah man my friend klaus accidentally hurt people when he was on a forklip and its all on tape crazy he felt terrible but oh well

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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wow, that would get you fired on the spot where I work. We take health and safety very seriously and so do I because I don't go to work to get fucking injured I go there to make a buck and come home with all my limbs.

    You couldn't pay me enough to drive anything that's not in 100% working order.

    I refuse to even touch a wobbling ladder or do anything that might have the slightest chance of risk or injury until the chance for a risk can be eliminated.


    this is why the "west" is in decline.
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