A Christmas card story

1. 2021-11-30 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #1
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I was at Walgreens yesterday getting my Magnums and thought I'd get the Christmas cards I needed to send overseas. I picked them out and then came to looking for one for my Mum and Dad.
   
   I see plenty of choices for dad Christmas cards, I see plenty of choices for Mum (mom) Christmas cards...I DON'T SEE ANY CHOICE FOR MUM AND DAD.
   
   I spent about 10-15mins going back and forth through the rack of cards and could not find a singular "Merry Christmas MUM AND DAD" card...so I ended up getting a "generic" Merry Christmas card for them.
   
   ...this is the world you live in now, where Hallmark doesn't believe the family unit exists anymore.
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2. 2021-11-30 at 4:45 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Or...maybe, just maybe, they were probably sold out.
3. 2021-11-30 at 4:58 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Don't they carry Christmas cards at Value Village?
4. 2021-11-30 at 5:06 PM UTC

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   troon African Astronaut
   It's a scam to sell more cards. You did the right thing, because they already know you're their son.
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5. 2021-11-30 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You're lucky there wasn't a nigger Santa on the front with his dick out
6. 2021-11-30 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by troon It's a scam to sell more cards. You did the right thing, because they already know you're their son.

   
   
   
   As long as mum doesn't admit to boinking the butcher.
7. 2021-11-30 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Must be a murican company
   
   And were you buying the ice cream for yourself?
8. 2021-11-30 at 5:36 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl Or…maybe, just maybe, they were probably sold out.

   
   In Novemberer???
9. 2021-11-30 at 5:38 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls Must be a murican company
   
   And were you buying the ice cream for yourself?

   
   Magnums are XL Joe Bags over here...not the effeminate chocolate covered ice cream on a stick like back in the YOU KAY
10. 2021-11-30 at 5:38 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In Novemberer???

    
    Yes women and people who obviously think so far ahead like them always buy early
11. 2021-11-30 at 5:41 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Yes women and people who obviously think so far ahead like them always buy early

    
    I'm going to reject this theory as they'd surely still have "The spot" for them but there was no "The Spot" on the shelves. Troon is right, I actually thought the same, they sell twice as many cards if they are individualized.
    
    I can see American mom looking down on her son/daughter for being too cheap to buy them individual cards...SMH.
12. 2021-11-30 at 5:42 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was at Walgreens yesterday getting my Magnums and thought I'd get the Christmas cards I needed to send overseas. I picked them out and then came to looking for one for my Mum and Dad.
    
    I see plenty of choices for dad Christmas cards, I see plenty of choices for Mum (mom) Christmas cards…I DON'T SEE ANY CHOICE FOR MUM AND DAD.
    
    I spent about 10-15mins going back and forth through the rack of cards and could not find a singular "Merry Christmas MUM AND DAD" card…so I ended up getting a "generic" Merry Christmas card for them.
    
    …this is the world you live in now, where Hallmark doesn't believe the family unit exists anymore.

    
    Its not just hallmark, its the demorats that are actively trying to destroy the married family unit
13. 2021-11-30 at 5:44 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Paying $5 for a card with someone else's words on it always seemed like a disgusting choice of expression to me.
    I only ever liked cards that had either hand written notes in them or money.
14. 2021-11-30 at 5:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Paying $5 for a card with someone else's words on it always seemed like a disgusting choice of expression to me.
    I only ever liked cards that had either hand written notes in them or money.

    
    I agree. There are lots of things about society that is disgusting and pointless
    
    "hi, how are you" for example...no one really wants a real answer but most people still ask it.
15. 2021-11-30 at 5:48 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Magnums are XL Joe Bags over here…not the effeminate chocolate covered ice cream on a stick like back in the YOU KAY

    
    Mignum XS in your case
16. 2021-11-30 at 5:51 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    The green beast of jealousy once again arises.
17. 2021-11-30 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Somehow after having a massive dump and almost blocking the toilet my batteries seem recharged
18. 2021-11-30 at 5:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Somehow after having a massive dump and almost blocking the toilet my batteries seem recharged

    
    Imagine if someone special had given you a blumpkin at the same time, you'd be more energized than a Tesla.
19. 2021-11-30 at 6:18 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In Novemberer???

    
    
    
    Have you dealt with what Rump has done to the USPS lately?
20. 2021-11-30 at 6:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Have you dealt with what Rump has done to the USPS lately?

    
    Yas Kween, it's pure coincidence that 90% of the USPS workers are BLACK
    
    Nigs not only be noggin they be stealin Christmas presents too.