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  1. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Eating cheese is cringe
  2. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Olives are better
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Olives are better

    I see that not only was your transition a success but you have managed to become pregnant as well. How splendidly abominable
  4. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sudo I see that not only was your transition a success but you have managed to become pregnant as well. How splendidly abominable

    I take it you like to eat cow mucus?
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I take it you like to eat cow mucus?

    I'm ok with cow mucus but olives are strictly 4 females. I bet you eat feta and goat cheese though and make mimosas in your own home
  6. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm ok with cow mucus but olives are strictly 4 females. I bet you eat feta and goat cheese though and make mimosas in your own home

    Nah cheese is gay, if you don't like olives then you must have low testosterone and bitch tits, very feminine behaviour.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Nah cheese is gay, if you don't like olives then you must have low testosterone and bitch tits, very feminine behaviour.

    Incorrect, it is you who is the homosexual one. I am your polar opposite in terms of masculinity as well as sexual orientation. I feel strongly about this and have the utmost confidence in my position on the matter being the correct one
  8. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sudo Incorrect, it is you who is the homosexual one. I am your polar opposite in terms of masculinity as well as sexual orientation. I feel strongly about this and have the utmost confidence in my position on the matter being the correct one

    False, in fact having to reassure yourself about your masculinity is the most vaginal thing a man can do, although I already knew you had a clit
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Nile I'm thinking of getting a snifter for when I drink my fine wines, ports and cognacs and such. My brandies and the like.



    Yes, yeas, I'll need a pipe, decent tabacco or perhaps a cigar.

    I'll need to peruse the thread for the cheese recommendations, I'm sure you gentlemen were a gold mine.

    Is it a pipe is it a glass? It's some weird kind of fancy french stuff. Obviously you'd be into that.
  10. Nile bump
    I honestly don't know. I think it's for smelling.
  11. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sophie Is it a pipe is it a glass? It's some weird kind of fancy french stuff. Obviously you'd be into that.

    It's neither, it's a snifter you mong


  12. That's a really bad way to enjoy a fine wine or magnificent brandy. To get the full flavor notes of said beverages the drink has to breath, you need to allow as much air into the mouth as you do the beverage...You're suffocating the flavor notes by using a straw/pipe.
  13. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    It's not a straw you idiot...
  14. What the fuck is it then...a faggoty handle for holding it?
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Any love for Oka?

    Also how does everyone feel about Boursin? I wonder if there's a "cheese challenge" anywhere where you close your eyes and have to guess the kind of cheese and region.

    There was a scene like that with James van Der beeck and ke$ha in her video for "blow" and I want to know why I've never heard of this.

    There was also a scene in "napoleon dynamite" where he does a similar challenge with milk
  16. It's a swiffer
  17. Originally posted by Sudo Also how does everyone feel about Boursin?

    Pleasing enough.
  18. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What the fuck is it then…a faggoty handle for holding it?



    It's a levelleur, see how the end is a closed off bulb? It creates a small region of vacuum for counter pressure when you tilt the glass to drink from it, so the booze is moving towards your mouth but the flow is in the other direction. The result is a roiling fluid motion, releasing the aromas of whatever you are drinking. It's for brandy and port wine, not for whisky mostly.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This thread is not about gay ways to drink gay beverages. It's about my depression with tertiary topics of cheese and captain cuckolds femininity
  20. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sudo This thread is not about gay ways to drink gay beverages. It's about my depression with tertiary topics of cheese and captain cuckolds femininity

    Your testosterone levels rival those of Andy Milonakis, bud
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