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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Living laughing and loving
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  2. Drinking coffee and eating a brownie
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  3. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Not Drinking, Not Smoking weed ..yet

    work first. Im now a Night Owl because of driving grub hub .. surge night. Starts around 6-7pm

    could make 40-50 with tips if lucky. My acceptance rate is down. Meaning I refused to sit in a MacDonolds drive-through cause the fuckers didn't have an order window in the kind of Fucked up Part of East Oakland.. at night LOL

    sad as hell. A Mom was shot at the Bay Bridge Toll Plaza today and a 1 1/2-year-old died in a freeway shooting 2 weeks ago. 121 murders is the highest Oakland has ever seen. its only 600k people this city is worst now than the 1980s when the US had the highest crime wave in history (Thanks to crack)

    but these don't seem to be gang-related. they're like just random fuckheads shooting up the freeways. we had this problem a few years back. its starting up again. I drive these freeways every weekend I'm getting spooked doing this. Maybe I should head out to San Francisco. I'l bring Luigi with me. I'm just delivering food not Uber.

    Where u at Luigi

    You oughta start carrying a gun so you can shoot back.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Drinking coffee and eating a brownie

    What if there was a person born with only an eyebrow and a knee and the parents named it Brownie?
  5. What if there was a black man with one knee named Brownie?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if there was an actual man whose parents named him Taco?
  7. Nile bump
    Wat if god was one of us
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if you woke up in the morning and walked into your bathroom to take a morning dumpling and jediel was sitting on your toilet naked eating a Reuben ?
  9. Nile bump
    How would I know he's a jedi? By his diet? His demeanor? The hint of disdain in his quick hateful glance?

    The shriek?
  10. Nile bump
    I'm going to start a Native American thread.

    I know y'all are like 1/64 Cherokee or something so everyones invited!!!
  11. Definitely not the Reuben
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am the one who Reubens
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Nile I'm going to start a Native American thread.

    I know y'all are like 1/64 Cherokee or something so everyones invited!!!

    I am actually 40% Lakota Sioux thanks for inviting me
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sub:Culture tonight

    have a good day everyone im going to work I love you
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also I miss RisiR thanks
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Remember the snipers where one guy was in the trunk with a hole cut to poke the barrel out and the other guy drove?

    was it in Washington DC Area?

    they parked their car I believe. I don't think that is what is happening here. it's either someone waiting till cars are far behind and rolls up and does it in the next lane over as if they're just changing lanes. it's someone coming from the opposite direction on the highway. or it's two rival gangs or people with road rage issues that shoot at each other and someone gets in the cross fire. there are other possibilities but this isn't an isolated incident so Im leaning towards we have a freeway shooter who is like the Zodiac. im surprise the police don't have letters coming in with some esoteric message or puzzle or word game going on.
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ Also I miss RisiR thanks

    lets kill everyone so it's not racism
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heard
  19. QMR glows in the dark
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Sub:Culture tonight

    have a good day everyone im going to work I love you

    Is this a fonaplats style post or do you actually love us? Because I don’t want to say it back if it was a joke.
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