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  1. Is that not a traffic offense? One of the check boxes right on the fucking ticket says "failure to dim lights"
  2. Also how fucking lazy do you have to be to take my entire fucking kilo of red Bali instead of just getting a fucking bag and putting some in it? Some lazy selfish motherfuckers around here
  3. codeine in my liver rockin balenciaga denim.
  4. I wish I had codeine or alcohol in my liver, I have neither, and I can't remember the last time I drank, at least 2 days ago
  5. I want some weed. I want some beer. And to go out. But there's nowhere to go. I wish there was somewhere I could go in this town to chill with a spliff and beers without people seeing me looking like a weirdo sat by myself
  6. I have sorted out all of these problems.
  7. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Zanzibar! Happy Birthday to you. Are you the big 3-0 today?

    26.
  8. I can't believe I ate the whole thing
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Mayday mayday, the meth lab is slowing burning. They think I'm stingy, but they don't know the feeling. Light skin bitches surround me, circling like vultures. They wanna break me and take away my tenths, TAKE AWAY MY TENTHS!
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon @mmmMr Questions


    Thank you.
  11. Man I'm so fucked. I was hitting on some chick who has a kid. Pretty awkward sitting in a kitchen with 2 "mothers" who have kids smoking spliffs in front of them
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  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by reject Man I'm so fucked. I was hitting on some chick who has a kid. Pretty awkward sitting in a kitchen with 2 "mothers" who have kids smoking spliffs in front of them

    My kinda nigga. *Tips cap*
  13. Finally this long ass fucking week is over. Gonna spend all weekend with T-PAIN and sonic adventure 2. Fuck yes.
  14. Yay encyclopedia dramatica is readable again!!
  15. I'm so hungover. I fucking hate vodka and coke. I never drink shit like coke anymore except when I go to my mates and drink. Hate the stuff, too sugary and acidic.

    I'm getting fucking old
  16. binging on bundys hurrp durrp need mor ebundy !!!!!!!! NEED MORE bundy NOW!!!!!!!

  17. BlueNigga Yung Blood
    You taking cough medicine faggit
  18. where you go I wil go what you see i see

  19. lol.. the coathangers fucking suck. i finally clicked one of your videos.
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  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Finally this long ass fucking week is over. Gonna spend all weekend with T-PAIN and sonic adventure 2. Fuck yes.

    It's over 10K days until 2050! (an arbitrary date I chose as an estimate for the singularity/merging with AI/total extinction of life.)

    Can you imagine it, repeating this hellish cycle 10K times? Jesus christ. Avoiding the mistake of implicitly assuming things will remain static, there will be change/creation that makes life more bearable (virtual reality, drugs/pharmaceuticals), but still, god.

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