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2021-11-11 at 3:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls Tell me a bedtime story pls
One day, Mamma said: "Conrad dear,
I must go out and leave you here.
But mind now, Conrad, what I say,
Don't suck your thumb while I'm away.
The great tall tailor always comes
To little boys that suck their thumbs,
And ere they dream what he's about.
He takes his great sharp scissors out
And cuts their thumbs clean off, and then,
You know, they never grow again." -
2021-11-11 at 12:08 PM UTCThinking about a trip
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2021-11-11 at 4:03 PM UTCSequoia National Forest
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2021-11-12 at 2:05 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-12 at 2:11 AM UTCI can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk 'til dawn (Yeah)
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain't too many things these old boys can't do
We grow good-ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run
'Cause we're them old boys raised on shotguns
We say grace, and we say ma'am
If you ain't into that, we don't give a damn
We came from the West Virginia coal mines
And the Rocky Mountains, and the western skies
And we can skin a buck, we can run a trot line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name, just Hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a businessman
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I'd send him some homemade wine
But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars, my friend lost his life
I'd love to spit some Beech-Nut in that dude's eyes
And shoot him with my old .45
'Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
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2021-11-12 at 2:46 PM UTCI wonder when I should put up my Christmas tree...Iβm thinking maybe thanksgiving eve..
*tokez*
And I just had a flashback of me and bebe tokin & riding around looking at decorations .. and me vlogging and posting them here ..
All those beautiful decorations
Holy smokes ! Canβt wait to do that again this year πβ€οΈ -
2021-11-13 at 1:51 AM UTCPicked up Saturday for work ..itβs been a long day and I can tell imma sleep good tonight..
Running my bubble bath now..
Eoowww!π
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2021-11-13 at 1:56 AM UTCThe Siege of Bastogne
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2021-11-13 at 2:01 AM UTCGoing to an 80s karaoke bar this weekend.
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2021-11-13 at 2:11 AM UTCWell now that I've clicked on the thread I am thinking is that MQ using his own face for an avatar? But I feel like the real MQ is way too paranoid to do that so it is probably a friend of him that did it for the lolz.
It reminds me of Bojack's sneeze face.:
Sidenote: I actually have always like MQ and we used to get along very well but then like a year or 2 ago he became super mean. Not just a "fuck u kreepy, slut" mean, but like some deep seated hatred attacked me from the computer. -
2021-11-13 at 2:29 AM UTCNah. I am Captain Falcon from Zoklet
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2021-11-13 at 8:17 AM UTCYou guys have issues π
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2021-11-13 at 8:40 AM UTCSorriee π₯Ί
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2021-11-13 at 9:29 PM UTCI wanna come home to roses
And dirty little notes on Post-its
And when my hair starts turning gray
He'll say I'm like a fine wine, better with age
I guess I learned it from my parents
That true love starts with friendship
A kiss on the forehead, a date night
Fake an apology after a fight
β¦ I need a man who's patient and kind
Gets out of the car and holds the door
I wanna slow dance in the living room like..We're 18 at senior prom and grow
Old with someone who makes me feel young
β¦ I need a man who loves me like
My father loves my mom
β¦ I want a road trip in the summers
I wanna make fun of each other
I wanna rock out to Billy Joel
And flip our kids off when they call us old
He'll accidentally burn our dinner
And let me be the scrabble winner
And when my body changes shapes
He'll say, "Oh my God, you look hot today"
β¦ I need a man who's patient and kind
Gets out of the car and holds the door
I wanna slow dance in the living room like
We're 18 at senior prom and grow
Old with someone who makes me feel young
β¦ I need a man who loves me like
My father loves my mom
β¦ And if he lives up to my father
Maybe he could teach our daughter
What it takes to love a queen
She should know she's royalty
β¦ I need a man who's patient and kind
Gets out of the car and holds the door
I wanna slow dance in the living room like
We're 18 at senior prom and grow
Old with someone who makes me feel young
β¦ I need a man who loves me like
My father loves my mom
β¦ I need a man who loves me like
My father loves my momππ΅ -
2021-11-13 at 9:31 PM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 6:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo 80s is just the theme of the bar, they even have songs from the 50s.
lol, I wouldn't picture you as someone who is into Karaoke. I've never been to a karoke bar, I've seen karoke night showcased at a regular bar but I wasn't paying attention to that. I was too busy playing KnuckleQuarters.
You slide quarters on a table really hard and fast towards the your friend who has their knuckles laid on the table. As thw $3.00 a pitcher of pbr flowed that night I felt good about my life decisions.
Also, I must know: Have you ever sang at this bar before? Are you a re-occurring performer? -
2021-11-14 at 7:49 AM UTCI'm going to kill my self
