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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grylls Tell me a bedtime story pls

    One day, Mamma said: "Conrad dear,
    I must go out and leave you here.
    But mind now, Conrad, what I say,
    Don't suck your thumb while I'm away.
    The great tall tailor always comes
    To little boys that suck their thumbs,
    And ere they dream what he's about.
    He takes his great sharp scissors out
    And cuts their thumbs clean off, and then,
    You know, they never grow again."
  2. Thinking about a trip

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Sequoia National Forest
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    I can plow a field all day long

    I can catch catfish from dusk 'til dawn (Yeah)

    We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too

    Ain't too many things these old boys can't do

    We grow good-ole tomatoes and homemade wine

    And a country boy can survive
    Country folks can survive

    Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run

    'Cause we're them old boys raised on shotguns

    We say grace, and we say ma'am

    If you ain't into that, we don't give a damn

    We came from the West Virginia coal mines

    And the Rocky Mountains, and the western skies

    And we can skin a buck, we can run a trot line


    And a country boy can survive
    Country folks can survive

    I had a good friend in New York City

    He never called me by my name, just Hillbilly

    My grandpa taught me how to live off the land

    And his taught him to be a businessman

    He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights

    And I'd send him some homemade wine

    But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife

    For 43 dollars, my friend lost his life

    I'd love to spit some Beech-Nut in that dude's eyes

    And shoot him with my old .45

    'Cause a country boy can survive
    Country folks can survive
    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŽ΅
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I wonder when I should put up my Christmas tree...I’m thinking maybe thanksgiving eve..

    *tokez*

    And I just had a flashback of me and bebe tokin & riding around looking at decorations .. and me vlogging and posting them here ..

    All those beautiful decorations

    Holy smokes ! Can’t wait to do that again this year πŸ˜‹β€οΈ
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Picked up Saturday for work ..it’s been a long day and I can tell imma sleep good tonight..

    Running my bubble bath now..

    Eoowww!πŸ’—

    πŸ•―
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    The Siege of Bastogne
  9. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Going to an 80s karaoke bar this weekend.
  10. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Well now that I've clicked on the thread I am thinking is that MQ using his own face for an avatar? But I feel like the real MQ is way too paranoid to do that so it is probably a friend of him that did it for the lolz.


    It reminds me of Bojack's sneeze face.:



    Sidenote: I actually have always like MQ and we used to get along very well but then like a year or 2 ago he became super mean. Not just a "fuck u kreepy, slut" mean, but like some deep seated hatred attacked me from the computer.
  11. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Nah. I am Captain Falcon from Zoklet
  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    You guys have issues πŸ’–
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Sorriee πŸ₯Ί
  14. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Going to an 80s karaoke bar this weekend.

    So does that mean you can only sing to 80's songs?


    That seems pretty like pretty bossy behavior coming from a karaoke bar.
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep So does that mean you can only sing to 80's songs?


    That seems pretty like pretty bossy behavior coming from a karaoke bar.

    No it means you gotta be 80+ ask Speedy
  16. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep So does that mean you can only sing to 80's songs?


    That seems pretty like pretty bossy behavior coming from a karaoke bar.

    80s is just the theme of the bar, they even have songs from the 50s.
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    I wanna come home to roses
    And dirty little notes on Post-its

    And when my hair starts turning gray

    He'll say I'm like a fine wine, better with age

    I guess I learned it from my parents

    That true love starts with friendship

    A kiss on the forehead, a date night
    Fake an apology after a fight

    … I need a man who's patient and kind

    Gets out of the car and holds the door

    I wanna slow dance in the living room like..We're 18 at senior prom and grow

    Old with someone who makes me feel young

    … I need a man who loves me like

    My father loves my mom

    … I want a road trip in the summers

    I wanna make fun of each other

    I wanna rock out to Billy Joel

    And flip our kids off when they call us old

    He'll accidentally burn our dinner

    And let me be the scrabble winner

    And when my body changes shapes

    He'll say, "Oh my God, you look hot today"

    … I need a man who's patient and kind

    Gets out of the car and holds the door

    I wanna slow dance in the living room like

    We're 18 at senior prom and grow

    Old with someone who makes me feel young

    … I need a man who loves me like

    My father loves my mom

    … And if he lives up to my father
    Maybe he could teach our daughter

    What it takes to love a queen
    She should know she's royalty

    … I need a man who's patient and kind

    Gets out of the car and holds the door

    I wanna slow dance in the living room like

    We're 18 at senior prom and grow
    Old with someone who makes me feel young

    … I need a man who loves me like
    My father loves my mom

    … I need a man who loves me like

    My father loves my momπŸ’—πŸŽ΅
  18. CandyRein Black Hole


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  19. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo 80s is just the theme of the bar, they even have songs from the 50s.

    lol, I wouldn't picture you as someone who is into Karaoke. I've never been to a karoke bar, I've seen karoke night showcased at a regular bar but I wasn't paying attention to that. I was too busy playing KnuckleQuarters.

    You slide quarters on a table really hard and fast towards the your friend who has their knuckles laid on the table. As thw $3.00 a pitcher of pbr flowed that night I felt good about my life decisions.

    Also, I must know: Have you ever sang at this bar before? Are you a re-occurring performer?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm going to kill my self
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