what kind of bike should i get

1. 2017-04-13 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   alright so i want to get a bike so i can get stoned and ride it around seeing as how the weather is getting nicer. there's also some trails by my house that are kind of mountainous i want to be able to go on rides to. also i could use it to go places downtown since parking is a bitch. i just dont know anything about bikes, so which one should i get?
2. 2017-04-13 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dirt bike. The ones you peddle are gay.
3. 2017-04-13 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #3
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   a cheap, used dirtbike
4. 2017-04-13 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   wtf i live in the city lol i can't get a dirtbike
5. 2017-04-13 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Just walk around till you see one you like and steal it.
6. 2017-04-13 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fuck what kind of a nigga are you?
7. 2017-04-14 at 12:05 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Just make sure its not a bait bike.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqjlg09pCzQ
8. 2017-04-14 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic wtf i live in the city lol i can't get a dirtbike

   
   Why the fuck not?
9. 2017-04-14 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR Why the fuck not?

   
   cops drive by all the time so i wouldn't be able to use it
10. 2017-04-14 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #10
    

    lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
    GET A HIGHWAY BIKE
11. 2017-04-14 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    bup
12. 2017-04-14 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This place needs an ethnic cleansing.
13. 2017-04-14 at 5:51 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump This place needs ethnic cleansings.

    
    f'd
14. 2017-04-14 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ducati Streetfighter
15. 2017-04-14 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #15
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    four strockers are for phaggottts.