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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Well this is awkward. I fucking dated her for almost a year. Not to rub it in, but she let me fuck that pussy on the first date, and every date after that, which was like 53 of them. 54 times I tapped that sweet sweet 'tang.


    I thought you were my friend?!? fuck you i hate you, i will never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my cock, you rat bastard
  2. #22
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    That's disgusting Bill Krozby. One time I was driving with my brother past a local catholic school, and there's this bridge over the freeway that connects different parts of the school. These catholic girls were standing there with their skirts kinda up, no panties, mooning everyone in traffic. Slowed everything down. My brother didn't even notice.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Then she asked me how far my faith extends…


    ..and you replied, well after 8 inches you'll be yelling "Oh god!"
  4. #24
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol just listened to it, thats good shit, I never paid attention to the lyrics when I was younger.

    Even though the lyrics are cheezy it has a deeper meaning

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPgrGkVm6o

    😭😭😭
  5. #25
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    His iteration is in a cake not yet baked
  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #27
    Nile bump
    Doug died yo.
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nile Doug died yo.

    u killed him
  9. #29
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Nile Doug died yo.

    If only he had gotten vaccinated
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    If only he had left Austin like I kept telling him.
  11. #31
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    All the property values in Austin went up once they posted his obituary
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