nootropics and a developing brain

1. 2015-07-28 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Question- how 2 keep a dose under a baby's tongue? You ever seen a baby malice? I don't think they wanna keep shit under their tongue their mouth goes nawwumaaaamaaeeeeaaa all the fucking time.
2. 2015-07-28 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #42
   arthur treacher African Astronaut

   Question- how 2 keep a dose under a baby's tongue? You ever seen a baby malice? I don't think they wanna keep shit under their tongue their mouth goes nawwumaaaamaaeeeeaaa all the fucking time.

   
   I recommend a staple gun.
   
3. 2015-07-28 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #43
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   troonopics and a non developing brain
4. 2015-07-28 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Aw, sweet. Given a baby's low body weight, you should only need a small amount, in the milligram range, placed under his tongue 2 or 3 times a day. It should last a very long time, stored in the refrigerator. I'd start with only around 20mg, see how he responds and move up to find the optimal dosage, dosed with a micro measuring spoon/scoop for convenience once you know the weight.

   
   How is someone supposed to measure response in an infant? Like they naturally develop greater cognitive ability over time so there is no baseline and unless the effects are just so mind blowingly extreme (which obviously is so unlikely to not be worth considering) then it will be almost impossible to tell the difference between the effects of the drug and natural variation among humans.
5. 2015-07-28 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #45
   RestStop Space Nigga

   give your child fish oil and a lot of blueberries. Eggs for choline. Salmon. Maybe a multivitamin if theyre a bit of a picky eater. Don't use nootropics until the child is at least 12. And definitely don't give your kid tiantepine or a GABAergic noot.

   
   
   For once I actually agree here. I'm sure a mullti wouldn't hurt and healthy foods never hurt anyone, but nootropics? No, that has bad idea written all over it.
6. 2015-07-28 at 9:36 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why bad idea? I mean, I understand they're untested as fuck but you can see why the idea that it'd be good for infants would come from.
7. 2015-07-28 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #47
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Why bad idea? I mean, I understand they're untested as fuck but you can see why the idea that it'd be good for infants would come from.

   
   I don't have a legit answer I could back up with facts here. I've used loads of nootropics myself but like most people here I'm late 20's and at this point just trying to repair my brain after years of drug and alcohol abuse. A developing brain works way differently I'm sure. Granted though that would be the most beneficial time to take them when everything is still forming. I would at least research it a little bit more...
   
8. 2015-07-29 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Apply low doserf. if not something along the lines of piracetam and citicoline.
9. 2015-08-04 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #49
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   Give your kid fuckloads of anabolic steroids. Especially in the penile region. Tell him to practice his kegels, see if he can deadlift with his rock hard, juicy erection by the age of 7
10. 2015-08-04 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Give your kid fuckloads of anabolic steroids. Especially in the penile region. Tell him to practice his kegels, see if he can deadlift with his rock hard, juicy erection by the age of 7

    
    That's pedo talk sploo of the boylover variety.
11. 2015-08-04 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #51
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    ah fuck i wouldnt want to be a boylover
12. 2015-08-06 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My idea of feeding the baby a diet consisting exclusively of whale milk and meth was turned down. :(
13. 2015-08-07 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I can't speak to whale milk but I can attest to the neurogenerative effects of some DOPE ASS GLASS on developing minds
14. 2015-08-07 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Either meth or mdpv I'm thinking. 100mg of mdpv a day and maybe even some LSD?
15. 2015-08-07 at 11 PM UTC

    #55
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just fucking the choke the baby out and go for your proverbial 'seeing the light' 'out of body' experience. It'll obviously be tough to determine when exactly baby is reaching that point but I'd imagine there's a certain level of blue in the face that you get used to and then find the matching blanket color or whatever so you can put baby on blanket and just stop when they are the same color from there on out. Do it.
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16. 2015-08-08 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #56
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I don't think that MmmmQ likes babies very much.
17. 2015-08-16 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #57
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Whale milk was my idea, nigger.
18. 2015-08-18 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Whale milk was my idea, nigger.

    
    Not anymore.
19. 2015-08-19 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #59
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    So §m£ÂgØL, how will you feel if this ends up giving your kid eye cancer or something?
20. 2015-08-19 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #60
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I mean, besides angry that your meth/whale milk idea wasn't given fair consideration