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So Im still talking to those two teens I met at the mall

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Wariat not polish ones theyre selfish and demanding (like kev said too many simp dudes do what they want from them making them demanding or jaded). ive literally had multiple instances from that polish dating site and even an irish pub womenb 15-17 yrs older than me who either wanted me to lick their ass or i simply did it like that one teacher bitch i psoted about running an english language school and they ddint even suck dick in some cases.

    yeah that's not alp-ha thinking...A woman can detect a simp from 10 miles away and say "no" to him. If you are an alp-ha you get your ass licked after licking hers...there is no question about it, even if you have to push her face between your firm quivering buttocks yourself.

    "Fair's fair bitch, toss dem corn husks"
  2. #22
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I sked them what theyre doing now and they said we are eating kebabs.
  3. #23
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    do you think kev is an beta male or a simp?
  4. #24
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    or why do u fink he gave up on women and sex?
  5. #25
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat they keep hitting me up and even started calling me on messenger today. They also revealed they are 16 and one of whom (the one with the pic her petting a horse if you guys remember when I still had it who later blocked me) had a 28 yr old bf before. They were playing stupid games laughing a lot over video and it was breaking up but it was an interesting conversation to say the least. guys to say the least. apparently they have a place like a room theyre renting for the night and at one point they were inviting me to come over and maybe spend the night. I almsot expected to be fuking two teenage assholes today and getting my dick sucked from two young mouths on both sides of the balls but then one said shes waiting for marriage but later she said she was joking and thats the one who blocked me and had the 28 yr old bf apparently. half the time with these two sluts I dont even know if theyre joking lying or serious. They said at one point asked me if I ever made ice cream before (robienie loda which is slung term for a blowjob but also means to make ice cream) and were asking me what ingredients i used and how i made ice cream. I thought they were talking about sucking dick so i said no but i enjoy to do something similar to girls but then they acted confused but later said that is what they were talking about the sex term and not actual ice ream so they spun me for a weird whir loop and made me not realize what iw as talking about and feeling stupid half the time not knowing how to answer or what they were talking about. but at least now they agreed or one of them for both they will let me give them foot massages and i said ill suck the toes too so who knows where this will lead to and they were serious at one point trying to meet me for coffee but they dont live in actual warsaw only come here sometimes (but close). also, they are throwing some party and i dont want to be around some teenagers so i delcined and they said by the time i join them it would be too late tonight anyway so another time unless i was to spend the night or something but then they like hesitated or claimed i would sleep on the floor unless i had a place etc. so i wasnt even sure they were down for the threesome it didnt sound like it so i dont know guys.

    I hope they both gut you with a filet knife they stole form ther hebrew jedi grandma and steal your wallet and lick your asshole with a lighter fluid and torch you pedophile child molesting pollack piece of shit FUCK your kike gold hebrew family you are a meat head right wing nazi pedo and the ultras are coming for you punk ass
  6. #26
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    She just sent me a vid as they are eating a kebab right now below:

    https://mega.nz/file/8hBVASYY#1cpgahM6zFN_BY8dglNPdCRxZ02JYB560krt0dN1qDc
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Wariat do you think kev is an beta male or a simp?

    I give people the benefit of the doubt usually rather than make a judgement based on what they might post on a message board.

    I'd have to meet and interact with a fellow to form a true opinion.
  8. #28
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat She just sent me a vid as they are eating a kebab right now below:

    https://mega.nz/file/8hBVASYY#1cpgahM6zFN_BY8dglNPdCRxZ02JYB560krt0dN1qDc

    I hope they are secretly vampires and jab an ice pick into your neck, drink your blood and leave your rotting carcass in the ditch of some polish communist park you disgusting foreign piece of shit
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Wariat or why do u fink he gave up on women and sex?

    The juice is often not worth the squeeze.
  10. #30
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I hope you meet those two cute women and see them across the street waving and smiling at yuo and one ligts fts up her shirt to reveal a belly button piercing and sends you a text message on your ipad saying "almost there cutie we gonna lick that ass like a cat sandpaper tongue" and then you cross to deflower and rape these young teenage virgins right as a european Faggot communist Polish TRAM ZOOMs by at mach 11 and splatters you into a fine red mist as the entire crowd cheers at your demise and the girls say "oh well he was a creepy old BLYAT anyways" because they are just ukraining eating kebab

    fuck you kike take your hebrew family gold and shove it up your pollack ass. I hope you got lots of it on you when I cremate your body on the Narew river
  11. #31
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood there cutie we gonna lick that ass like a cat sandpaper tongue

    I dated a woman whose tongue was like that...it was NOT a pleasant experience what with me being foreskin intactica (which results in the head much more sensitive). She rasped that fucking tongue like a file across the head...I kept telling her to ease up but she wouldn't so I told her to stop.

    She said indignantly "I've never had any complaints before"

    I said "Well you have now"
  12. #32
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I dated a woman whose tongue was like that…it was NOT a pleasant experience what with me being foreskin intactica (which results in the head much more sensitive). She rasped that fucking tongue like a file across the head…I kept telling her to ease up but she wouldn't so I told her to stop.

    She said indignantly "I've never had any complaints before"

    I said "Well you have now"

    She licked your asshole too???
  13. #33
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood She licked your asshole too???

    No...I suppose that might have been pleasant but she wasn't very cooperative after I had already rejected her blowjob.
  14. #34
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Has anyone except wariat wanted a girl to lick their asshole? anyone? just asking for a friend
  15. #35
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Has anyone except wariat wanted a girl to lick their asshole? anyone? just asking for a friend

    Who doesn't enjoy a good rusty trombone. ETA receiving not giving
  16. #36
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Has anyone except wariat wanted a girl to lick their asshole? anyone? just asking for a friend

    I'd be afraid to ask, I don't want to accidentally fart and be responsible for a death.
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