Live from the old burned out meth lab

1. 2017-04-13 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 did you ever see Flesh Gordon. full on stop motion feature that was also a porno film.
   Who would spend so much creative time on a porn film? 1970s Rocked man. Your dreams can be a reality, Sir! Although a bit sick. :|
   
   

   
   Wow I'm genuinely surprised with the special effects and how they're composites with the live action shot, like the fight with the skeleton bro. Definitely didn't expect that from a fuckin' porno.
2. 2017-04-13 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by spacepantz It was a story based off my friend idea for a porn video called two hairy legs and a penis the idea was the porn was gonna be someone fuckng a person then they take out a skapel and start cutting holes and fucking it while the video goes the cameraman makes a mention of how realistic the special effects are he starts to wonder if maybe its real and the person doing the fucking ties him down and starts fucking random scappel holes in him. That was the porn idea so I wrote 2 stories about it one in the form of a police report and the other news paper article the story I wrote was about a person who does this but its actually an uneducated person trying to scare away people from his meth lab and he lives right next door and is caught.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Thats two hairy legs and a penis you cuck

   
   fucking read it you idiot.
3. 2017-04-13 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey fuck you
4. 2017-04-13 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Hey fuck you

   
   I'll kill you.
5. 2017-04-13 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll kill you.

   
   what are you gonna stab him with your dildo captin faggot
6. 2017-04-13 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by spacepantz what are you gonna stab him with your dildo captin faggot

   
   No, a dildo is for bludgeoning you fool. Buttplugs are for stabbing.
7. 2017-04-13 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, a dildo is for bludgeoning you fool. Buttplugs are for stabbing.

   
   Of course you know that. Your the expert.
8. 2017-04-13 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #88
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws I always wondered what it would be like if a Scorsese-, Spielberg-, or Tarantino-level of talent director were to write and direct a full-on porno film. It would change the industry and probably make a shit load of money.
   
   People want to see this dammit, when is someone gonna fill this niche

   
   *cough*
9. 2017-04-13 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock *cough*

   
   Is that you chokeing from the tarantino style hole in throat being fucked.
10. 2017-04-13 at 8:09 PM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    LOL ^
11. 2017-04-13 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by spacepantz Of course you know that. Your the expert.

    
    I'll take you under my ass wing and teach you all there is to learn.
12. 2017-04-13 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #92
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll take you under my ass wing and teach you all there is to learn.

    
    I don't want to be under your ass hairs.
13. 2017-04-13 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by spacepantz jesus wtf.

    
    I know, right! 0_0
14. 2017-04-13 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws I always wondered what it would be like if a Scorsese-, Spielberg-, or Tarantino-level of talent director were to write and direct a full-on porno film. It would change the industry and probably make a shit load of money.
    
    People want to see this dammit, when is someone gonna fill this niche

    
    They would do it, and have come close with NC17 or Single X ratings. and sometimes can be seen in Directors cut with full penetration but sometimes from body doubles. A film called 4:44 has Willeam Defoe doing an X rated sex scene. The problem is, Most of these Producers seek for R ratings or PG13 to get a bigger audience. It's not that they wouldn't do it, they just want a larger audience.
15. 2017-04-13 at 9 PM UTC

    #95
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Wow I'm genuinely surprised with the special effects and how they're composites with the live action shot, like the fight with the skeleton bro. Definitely didn't expect that from a fuckin' porno.

    
    That's what I'm saying.. the 60s and 70s were awesome experimental times. they put in a lot more than they cashed out with or had college level skills doing the work for them for next to nothing. just to have credit
    
    It's not that they didn't have morals, they question standards and pushed the envelope. plus they were high as fuck on Cocaine and Ludes.
16. 2017-04-13 at 10:25 PM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol, ludes.
17. 2017-04-13 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #97
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    I never had the chance to try Methaqualone and it's pissing me off.
18. 2017-04-13 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think I saw its direct precursor on ebay.
19. 2017-04-14 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #99
    

    lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
    HOW MUCH U PAYIN IN RENT 4 THAT THING
20. 2017-04-14 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Its bulldozed, nobody pays rent its just an empty lot now