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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Sugar-free candies with sorbitol clean out your digestive system better than a giant pipe-cleaner.

    Read the reviews LOL


    https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    I am a forum ally of Speedy Parker.
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sugar-free candies with sorbitol clean out your digestive system better than a giant pipe-cleaner.

    Read the reviews LOL


    https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

    Like Distant Thunder

    I think that troll review was designed to make you shit your pants in laughter, good job almost there I’ll read some others
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls Like Distant Thunder

    I think that troll review was designed to make you shit your pants in laughter, good job almost there I’ll read some others

    Seriously, sorbitol will empty your guts. When I was about 12 one of my grandfathers developed diabetes. He kept sugar free candy with sorbitol in the house. One weekend myself and a cousin ate a whole bag of sugar free hard candies in about 3 hours. It wasn't an hour and we were racing for the can.

    Don't take my word for it read it yourself. It works, it's fast, it's safe, it's cheap, and it's tasty. Just buy a bag of candy, eat it, and don't go too far from the crapper.

    https://www.rxlist.com/consumer_sorbitol/drugs-condition.htm
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    So that’s why chewing gum says excessive consumption may produce laxative effects, well I got a shitload of gum in the cupboard and I forgot to brush my teeth too

    Eh no pun intended

    I think I have about 1 lb of shit stuck in my ass too I know from weighing myself just now so I’m gonna give that a go and eat breakfast soon anyway

    Maybe this is because that auto brewery thing has cleared up now who knows

    Failing that I’m gonna have to get used to be being called a douchebag
  6. mmG African Astronaut
    Prune lad
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    In the bubble bath getting my money Monday started ..eowww
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    5:55
  9. Originally posted by Grylls So that’s why chewing gum says excessive consumption may produce laxative effects, well I got a shitload of gum in the cupboard and I forgot to brush my teeth too

    Eh no pun intended

    I think I have about 1 lb of shit stuck in my ass too I know from weighing myself just now so I’m gonna give that a go and eat breakfast soon anyway

    Maybe this is because that auto brewery thing has cleared up now who knows

    Failing that I’m gonna have to get used to be being called a douchebag

    Weigh yourself before and after shitting, so we can do the math and find out how much your shit weighed.
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Weigh yourself before and after shitting, so we can do the math and find out how much your shit weighed.

    Phew I finally shat this morning I was right it weighed around 1 lb
  11. Originally posted by Grylls Phew I finally shat this morning I was right it weighed around 1 lb

    You could have grown a whole garden with that.
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Makin homemade chicky tendies and cheddar broccoli pasta and mixed veggies
  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    wtf guys I dont get it. I just got this big message list from that chick I met at the mall in warsaw with her friend. Im in some discussion with both of them (I guess the other one unblocked me on facebook) and I got this huge message list from them with both of them and me included in some messenger talk or discussion. i guess she was asking what i was up to and if i celebrated all
  14. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol Ive been ignoring them and now they write me and apparently i was invited to hang out with them and missed it all.
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could have grown a whole garden with that.

    For some reason this one wasn’t like my usual ones it varied in consistency. Came out as a long soild pipe then started turning into a big soft mushy pile towards the end.. But I was still satisfied with it

    That basically tells me I cheated on my diet at some point and because it was at the end of the poop it must have been the last thing I ate and I think it was some liquorice sweets I wolfed down thinking they’d work as a laxative, but you need the sugar free liquorice sweets containing the sweetener xylitol

    Even though I know they won’t do anything now I still have just under half a bag left so gonna finish it off because they’re delicious anyway
  16. G African Astronaut
    Plotting dinner, got some fresh shrooms,spinach & uncured wild boar sausage.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    volunteering at a homeless shelter.
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waiting for this live stream to come on

  19. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    You ever just bust a nut in your wife
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nope, it's code for your fat ass.

    Was that directed at you? Stop thread stalking me you fucking old gay Queen.
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