Wario, I'll tell you the secret to getting 16-19 year old pussy.

1. 2021-10-21 at 2:53 PM UTC

   #21
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Its like everyone and their mom wants to fuk him or something and I wanted to fight this mofo before because he is rude and cocky as fuk. he also likes to sometimes rip you off or charge you more or not give abck ur change so we had words and he sort of threatened me saying watch your back.
2. 2021-10-21 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Getting a job in the kitchens at Hooters…especially since they just got new uniforms/shorter shorts.
   
   

   
   I don't want bare ass and butthole near my plate of food
3. 2021-10-21 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #23
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   would u like this butthole after a shit was taken?
4. 2021-10-21 at 3 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice I don't want bare ass and butthole near my plate of food

   
   You better not order hot dogs then.
5. 2021-10-21 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Hah 16 is legal here
6. 2021-10-21 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #26
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   thats the perfect age for me too.
7. 2021-10-21 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #27
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   I would love to find one to convince like show her porno to eat ass.
8. 2021-10-21 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #28
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   if you pee in her mouth and get her to drink it would it be legal too?
9. 2021-10-21 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #29
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Wariat the real secrt: just be yourself. be genuine not try to woo them with money or trying to be something youre not.

   
   
   
   
   Like what...old enough to be their father, you sick bastard?
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10. 2021-10-21 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #30
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Wariat Its like everyone and their mom wants to fuk him or something and I wanted to fight this mofo before because he is rude and cocky as fuk. he also likes to sometimes rip you off or charge you more or not give abck ur change so we had words and he sort of threatened me saying watch your back.

    
    
    
    
    Translation: the bartender has to tuck it into his sock to keep from stepping on it.
11. 2021-10-21 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by stl1 Like what…old enough to be their father, you sick bastard?

    
    thats normal in asian culture.
12. 2021-10-21 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #32
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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13. 2021-10-21 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #33
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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14. 2021-10-21 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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15. 2021-10-21 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Getting a job in the kitchens at Hooters…especially since they just got new uniforms/shorter shorts.
    
    

    
    when she's adjusting that wedgie after farting and not washing right afterwards.. here comes your plate of Buffalo Wings
16. 2021-10-21 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat would u like this butthole after a shit was taken?

    
    You are the only person here who would like shit from a woman's asshole.
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17. 2021-10-21 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #37
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready when she's adjusting that wedgie after farting and not washing right afterwards.. here comes your plate of Buffalo Wings

    
    I once spotted a colleague having a wank in the work toilets - I was smoking out back, and I could see his head through the frosted-glass window standing at the pan, looking down and up periodically, far longer than it takes to piss. When I heard it flush, I made my way to see who it was, and his face was flushed as fuck as he came out.
    
    Thing is, he never washed his hands, he was out too quick after flushing. And then I thought about how he'd lift coffee cups with his fingers on the rim of the mugs when he was making us a drink.
    
    So, turns out I've probably licked another man's cummy cock sweat. And he was fat.
18. 2021-10-21 at 9:02 PM UTC

    #38
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    whats the youngest chick you guys ever met that just loves anal sex just loves taking it in the azz?
19. 2021-10-21 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #39
    blaster master victim of incest
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20. 2021-10-21 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #40
    lllll Houston

    Originally posted by Wariat My problem isnt anything creepy

    
    
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