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Wario, I'll tell you the secret to getting 16-19 year old pussy.

  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I had to see this. You sick fuk .. sell him drugs and a ghost gun as well.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    It's true OP hooked me up fat I have had sex with like a dozen..... well you know.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fuck that cash app me 200 and I’ll give you the real secret.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the real secrt: just be yourself. be genuine not try to woo them with money or trying to be something youre not.
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    The real real secret: don't be a fucking mouth breathing Neanderthal Polack child rapist
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    club em n fuk em
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what if they ignore me even if i ignore them? then what am I supposed to do>? or what if they give me signals but wont make that step to come to me?
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    Originally posted by Wariat what if they ignore me even if i ignore them?

    You don't ignore them....Not creeping on them doesn't mean ignoring them...it's time to learn normal social interaction.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what do u mean. Elaborate. I mean what does creeping on them mean? aking eye contact once in a while? I dont creep man.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    My problem isnt anything creepy is that i would not make moves or question myself whether what theyre doing is giving me signals or not as teenagers tend to be weird with signals.
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    Originally posted by Wariat what do u mean. Elaborate. I mean what does creeping on them mean? aking eye contact once in a while? I dont creep man.

    Creeping: "Hey Suzy, I can see your nipples through your shirt, they are giving me a semi...are you into scat play or rimming?"

    Normal social interaction: "Hey Suzy, how are you? any plans for the weekend? I saw the Big Macs you made earlier and I have to say those were some of the best looking Big Macs I've ever seen while working here".
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Most of the interaction at dive bars is what you describe or creeping. Yet I found most of them have way more success than my approach of sitting back and just waiting for signals or eye contact.
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    There's no hope for you.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    I have heard getting a job where a lot of girls work is a good idea for getting secksed.
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump I have heard getting a job where a lot of girls work is a good idea for getting secksed.

    Getting a job in the kitchens at Hooters...especially since they just got new uniforms/shorter shorts.

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the best jobs is literally a bartender. There is this dark italian looking otherfucka at the irish pub in warsaw who suposedly gets so much pussy its crtazy and even some 19 yr old fucks him and this dude has to be in his 30s. This cheap whore looking russian hooker looking rude bitch with fake eyeliners and shit who is going to medical school fucks him. on top of it bitches go there just to look at him. and this fucker has a bit of a beer or pot belly.
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