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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A day I'm going to try and avoid as long as possible.

    So far you are doing a great job at arresting your development.
  2. "That isn't a dingleberry, it's a skin tag"
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker So far you are doing a great job at arresting your development.

    Alas yours appears to have stopped completely, very sad.
  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your butthole becomes more "snaggletoothed" the older you get, a birth print isn't going to look anything like a mature butthole that's been through the sexual ringer.

    Someone has hemorrhoids.
  5. Originally posted by frala Someone has hemorrhoids.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "That isn't a dingleberry, it's a skin tag"

  6. Oops I didn’t read the last page.
  7. Being mature is not all it's cracked up to be.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Alas yours appears to have stopped completely, very sad.

    You remind of that thick slow kid everyone knew. You know the one. He could never keep up so whatever you said he would just say, "Oh yeah? Well you're a bigger one.
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You remind of that thick slow kid everyone knew. You know the one. He could never keep up so whatever you said he would just say, "Oh yeah? Well you're a bigger one.

    Great comeback Speedy...you really got me there!

    Now go spend another 40mins thinking up a response to this one!
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Great comeback Speedy…you really got me there!

    Now go spend another 40mins thinking up a response to this one!

    Strawman
  11. Yeah that one wasn't so good...you didn't take the full 40 mins.
  12. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by frala Someone has hemorrhoids.



    Here's the cure, Jiggly. It looks like you could save some money by performing the procedure yourself using a mirror and your fancy soldering tool.



  13. I don't have hemorrhoids though. My bunghole is as pink and pure as a 7yr old girls.
  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Not according to Frala.

    She probably noticed them on one of the dick pics you sent her.
  15. Originally posted by stl1 She probably noticed them on one of the dick pics you sent her.

    Someone doesn't understand biology and what goes where...
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah that one wasn't so good…you didn't take the full 40 mins.

    Sorry, but I am going to have to stuff you back in your cubicle for the rest of the day. I have to go get my Cadillac SRX from the shop (PCV Valve), then meet my girl at the bar and grille she owns for lunch, pick up the quarter round molding I ordered to go with the 1200+ Sq Ft of new flooring I had installed last month, stop by the fire dept and get a burn permit so I can finish clearing the 4 lane 300 meter shooting range I am building, and then get ready for dinner at The Ranch Bar & Grill at Laughlin Ranch.



    But since you are so cheap (poor) you will have to stay in your little box and play with yourself today.

    See ya tomorrow wage slave.
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sorry, but I am going to have to stuff you back in your cubicle for the rest of the day. I have to go get my Cadillac SRX from the shop (PCV Valve), then meet my girl at the bar and grille she owns for lunch, pick up the quarter round molding I ordered to go with the 1200+ Sq Ft of new flooring I had installed last month, stop by the fire dept and get a burn permit so I can finish clearing the 4 lane 300 meter shooting range I am building, and then get ready for dinner at The Ranch Bar & Grill at Laughlin Ranch.



    But since you are so cheap (poor) you will have to stay in your little box and play with yourself today.

    See ya tomorrow wage slave.

    Someone's trying to validate their life
  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Someone's trying to create an environmental clean-up site from lead contamination and making the gubmint have to clean it up eventually.
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Time log is what he calls his buttplug
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Frala post abortion pix
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