$1,000 for details on a certain gentleman

1. 2021-10-21 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #181
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala *Googles did Brian Laundrie have an identical twin*

   
   Google doesn't know everything...the family kept it secret, separated them at birth and sent one to Albania, he then later returned to the US to try and find his real family and coincidentally setup camp in the same park Brian liked too...Twins often have such coincidences happen...it's some sort of subconscious mental link.
   
   Not being familiar with Florida's flora and fauna he was eaten by an alliGAYtor, hence the remains are not complete...Said asshole was too chewy for said alliGAYtor and it spat it out only to then be found by the police investigators.
   
   All this will be confirmed shortly.
2. 2021-10-21 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #182
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala Oh yeah? Well then explain how the butthole they found is an exact match of Brian’s butthole.

   
   No two buttholes are the same, like snowflakes and fingerprints.
3. 2021-10-21 at 2:23 PM UTC

   #183
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No two buttholes are the same, like snowflakes and fingerprints.

   
   There was no physical record of either buttholes configuration. Identification can only be made via DNA and with them being identical twins...
4. 2021-10-21 at 2:40 PM UTC

   #184
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There was no physical record of either buttholes configuration. Identification can only be made via DNA and with them being identical twins…

   
   How many hours did you research buttholes?
5. 2021-10-21 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #185
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker How many hours did you research buttholes?

   
   The body part isn't relevant. The process is the same be it a butthole or an elbow.
6. 2021-10-21 at 2:42 PM UTC

   #186
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The body part isn't relevant. The process is the same be it a butthole or an elbow.

   
   Answer the question.
7. 2021-10-21 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #187
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I didn't keep a time log.
8. 2021-10-21 at 3:06 PM UTC

   #188
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Speedy you take yourself way too seriously. Have you considered letting a woman stick something up your butthole?
9. 2021-10-21 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #189
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala Speedy you take yourself way too seriously. Have you considered letting a woman stick something up your butthole?

   
   ..or a man?
10. 2021-10-21 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #190
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There was no physical record of either buttholes configuration. Identification can only be made via DNA and with them being identical twins…

    
    Your butthole is printed minutes after you're born, they just don't tell you or your parents.
11. 2021-10-21 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #191
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala …letting a woman stick something up your butthole?

    
    My legs would go stiff as chopsticks.
12. 2021-10-21 at 3:21 PM UTC

    #192
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your butthole is printed minutes after you're born, they just don't tell you or your parents.

    
    Your butthole becomes more "snaggletoothed" the older you get, a birth print isn't going to look anything like a mature butthole that's been through the sexual ringer.
13. 2021-10-21 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #193
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your butthole becomes more "snaggletoothed" the older you get, a birth print isn't going to look anything like a mature butthole that's been through the sexual ringer.

    
    The star pattern is persistent.
14. 2021-10-21 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #194
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your butthole becomes more "snaggletoothed" the older you get, a birth print isn't going to look anything like a mature butthole that's been through the sexual ringer.

    
    You sure know a lot about buttholes
15. 2021-10-21 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #195
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The star pattern is persistent.

    
    No, the star pattern is a result of muscle contractions, those muscles grow as you age as well as strengthen (or weaken).
    
    A bunghole that's seen a lot of stretching or "red ass" inflammation changes the pattern permanently. Think of what your leather wallet looked like when it was new and think of what it looks like 5yrs later.
16. 2021-10-21 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #196
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You sure know a lot about buttholes

    
    Yes, I live in America.
17. 2021-10-21 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #197
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, the star pattern is a result of muscle contractions, those muscles grow as you age as well as strengthen (or weaken).
    
    A bunghole that's seen a lot of stretching or "red ass" inflammation is changes the pattern permanently. Think of what your leather wallet looked like when it was new and think of what it looks like 5yrs later.

    
    ^Resident butthole expert folks.
18. 2021-10-21 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #198
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Resident butthole expert folks.

    
    One day a woman will let you study hers and none of this will matter to you anymore.
19. 2021-10-21 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #199
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One day a woman will let you study hers and none of this will matter to you anymore.

    
    One day you will mature
20. 2021-10-21 at 3:30 PM UTC

    #200
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker One day you will mature

    
    A day I'm going to try and avoid as long as possible.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man