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Why isn't mmQ Canadian?

  1. #21
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I didn't even know you guys had horses…

    I thought they just ride mooses
  2. #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmG I thought they just ride mooses

    Mooses (or Meece as the plural term goes) are our second most prevalent form of transportation after the manitoba maple monorail
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sudo Mooses (or Meece as the plural term goes) are our second most prevalent form of transportation after the manitoba maple monorail

    Incorrect, meece is plural for mouse not moose.

  4. #24
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready because the border had moved up and down multiple times before settling on its current border from a former dispute with the USA. Toronto was once in the USA just as the red fork river was once apart of the British colonies

    Sorry we burnt down your first Whitehouse and many of your most important government buildings.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by mmG If Canada ever withholds its maple supply, who gets rich from the newly formed shortage of supply and drive in price? That's right, the US of A.

    The withholding of the maple supply coincides with the strategic carpet bombing of American reserves. We might not be able to defeat the American machine but we will make you pay for every quart of syrup and inch of land with your blood



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I guess you have never heard of Vermont or Burton Ohio.

    Thanks for the sensitive state information, I will provide this to my Canadian military handlers for future planning.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The real truth is most Americans don't think about Canada.

    Good.

  6. #26
    We punish those who even think about messing with our liquid gold.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

    The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist (French: vol de sirop d'érable du siècle, lit. 'maple syrup heist of the century') is the informal name for a months-long theft between 2011 and 2012 of nearly 3,000 tonnes (3,000 long tons; 3,300 short tons) of maple syrup, valued at C$18.7 million from a storage facility in Quebec. The facility was operated by the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers (French: Fédération des producteurs acéricoles du Québec, FPAQ) who represent 77% of the global maple syrup supply.[1] Adjusted for inflation (2020), this heist is considered the most valuable in Canadian history.
  7. #27
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    so what ever happen to all of that canadian maple syrup. did the french pour it into a river and laugh at the english who became so angered they lost every hockey game that year?
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready so what ever happen to all of that canadian maple syrup. did the french pour it into a river and laugh at the english who became so angered they lost every hockey game that year?

    The thieves sold it to pancake lovers worldwide.
  9. #29
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The withholding of the maple supply coincides with the strategic carpet bombing of American reserves. We might not be able to defeat the American machine but we will make you pay for every quart of syrup and inch of land with your blood

    NIGGER WE WILL ANNEX ALL OF CANADA
  10. #30
    You might but it will not come free and without effort
  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You might but it will not come free and without effort

    The Canadian military is a joke on the world stage.
  12. #32
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The Canadian military is a joke on the world stage.

    Gone are the days of Leo Major. French though.

  13. #33
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The Canadian military is a joke on the world stage.

    You really think the world stands with racist orange man sleepy joe american retards instead of pretty boy french faggot Trudeau? get real

    America would have no chance against a modern first world military because you only fight mud hut browns and underdeveloped countries like Cambodia you pussy cowards

  14. #34
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You really think the world stands with racist orange man sleepy joe american retards instead of pretty boy french faggot Trudeau? get real

    Boris Johnson is exactly like Brick

  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You really think the world stands with racist orange man sleepy joe american retards instead of pretty boy french faggot Trudeau? get real

    America would have no chance against a modern first world military because you only fight mud hut browns and underdeveloped countries like Cambodia you pussy cowards


    Dream a dream maple boy
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Dream a dream maple boy

    you're the one making up fantasies about world politics well there is a video of world leaders, not a dream or fantasy like the shit you believe in.
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you're the one making up fantasies about world politics well there is a video of world leaders, not a dream or fantasy like the shit you believe in.

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  19. #39
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Maple Boi is too fancy for him. Just call him a Leaf.
  20. #40
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Sounds like op has thrush
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