Why isn't mmQ Canadian?

1. 2021-10-17 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   mmG African Astronaut
   Everything about him seems very canadia
2. 2021-10-17 at 10:41 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   no it doesn't he knows nothing of my culture
3. 2021-10-17 at 11:14 PM UTC

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   mmG African Astronaut
   But he embodies it. From his hat to his face to him living in North Virginia which is very much like Candai in weather. And so on. Also he fits so perfectly in the BoC Maxima banner.
4. 2021-10-17 at 11:45 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   nopre
5. 2021-10-18 at 12:08 AM UTC

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   mmG African Astronaut
   Yeap. Very canadianic guy, even his non-beard.
6. 2021-10-18 at 12:25 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   We were going to take him, but he refuses to ride a moose and get a job as a hockey player.
7. 2021-10-18 at 12:28 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We were going to take him, but he refuses to ride a moose and get a job as a hockey player.

   
   Can a person qualify if they learn to ride a moose and take a job as Royal Canadian Mounty in the Moose Patrol?
8. 2021-10-18 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Can a person qualify if they learn to ride a moose and take a job as Royal Canadian Mounty in the Moose Patrol?

   
   We put him way up on a moose several times and he just keeps jumping off the other side.
9. 2021-10-18 at 12:48 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We put him way up on a moose several times and he just keeps jumping off the other side.

   
   Is the Moose right side up or upside down?
10. 2021-10-18 at 2:35 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Is the Moose right side up or upside down?

    
    Right side up on the hockey rink.
11. 2021-10-18 at 2:44 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's funny that Americans find it funny that Canadian cross jurisdictional police forces traditionally employed horseback pigs (the qualifications for RCMP membership are also more stringent than any local American police department I'm 100% sure) when it was efficient to do so, meanwhile America has a history of hunting down blacks and other "undesirables" in horses and using them to control democratic protestors. "HAHA WE ONLY USE OUR HORSIES FOR GLUE AND THE QUELLING OF FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION YOU FROZEN MAPLE HIPPIES NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I FUCK MY COUSIN"
    
    that's what you said. That's what all of you said, culturally
12. 2021-10-18 at 3:18 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Just remember.. we own the world supply of maple syrup. You like pancakes, right?
13. 2021-10-18 at 5:02 AM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    because the border had moved up and down multiple times before settling on its current border from a former dispute with the USA. Toronto was once in the USA just as the red fork river was once apart of the British colonies
14. 2021-10-18 at 5:07 AM UTC

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    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just remember.. we own the world supply of maple syrup. You like pancakes, right?

    
    It's okay, table syrup such as Aunt Jemima or Mr Butterman's is better than Maple Syrup anyway.
15. 2021-10-18 at 12:34 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmG It's okay, table syrup such as Aunt Jemima or Mr Butterman's is better than Maple Syrup anyway.

    
    And much cheaper if you buy the knockoffs, you can get Cousin Ermintrude's pancake syrup from Aldi for like $0.89c
16. 2021-10-18 at 12:54 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just remember.. we own the world supply of maple syrup. You like pancakes, right?

    
    I guess you have never heard of Vermont or Burton Ohio.
17. 2021-10-18 at 1:42 PM UTC

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    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I guess you have never heard of Vermont or Burton Ohio.

    
    If Canada ever withholds its maple supply, who gets rich from the newly formed shortage of supply and drive in price? That's right, the US of A.
18. 2021-10-18 at 3:13 PM UTC

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    Incessant African Astronaut
    Honestly why isn’t he...
19. 2021-10-18 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by Sudo It's funny that Americans find it funny that Canadian cross jurisdictional police forces traditionally employed horseback pigs (the qualifications for RCMP membership are also more stringent than any local American police department I'm 100% sure) when it was efficient to do so, meanwhile America has a history of hunting down blacks and other "undesirables" in horses and using them to control democratic protestors. "HAHA WE ONLY USE OUR HORSIES FOR GLUE AND THE QUELLING OF FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION YOU FROZEN MAPLE HIPPIES NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I FUCK MY COUSIN"
    
    that's what you said. That's what all of you said, culturally

    
    I didn't even know you guys had horses...
20. 2021-10-18 at 3:38 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Sudo It's funny that Americans find it funny that Canadian cross jurisdictional police forces traditionally employed horseback pigs (the qualifications for RCMP membership are also more stringent than any local American police department I'm 100% sure) when it was efficient to do so, meanwhile America has a history of hunting down blacks and other "undesirables" in horses and using them to control democratic protestors. "HAHA WE ONLY USE OUR HORSIES FOR GLUE AND THE QUELLING OF FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION YOU FROZEN MAPLE HIPPIES NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I FUCK MY COUSIN"
    
    that's what you said. That's what all of you said, culturally

    
    The real truth is most Americans don't think about Canada.