Except at least a handful of us are fucked up at any given time and instead of sitting alone reading a book or chatting with a friend we are ALL yelling across the room talking to each other in different tones and volumes and states of mind, occasionally holding big poster board sized screens with pictures or videos, but we're all strapped into our seats so we can never physically beat the fuck out of someone or get our ass beat, as well as not being able to hug someone, or shake someone's hand. 80% of the people in the shop are wearing black paper bags over their heads with little face holes cut out.
We just pop in and out throughout the day, there's always at least a few of us in there having a drink or smoking something or another, and we shoot the shit with em for a few or we immediately begin to talk a bunch of shit to the majority of people in the room. This lasts for maybe 10 or 15 minutes at a time and then we leave at whatever random point in our conversation we are, often without giving any indication of doing so.
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yeah i guess its kinda like that. you forgot the child molesting going on in full view at the corner table. some of us throwing cups of hot coffee at the pedo's while they shout abiut how there's nothing wrong with it.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
yeah i guess its kinda like that. you forgot the child molesting going on in full view at the corner table. some of us throwing cups of hot coffee at the pedo's while they shout abiut how there's nothing wrong with it.
In my coffee shop scenario I've decided if yiu set off a bomb it would simply explode within and to the border of the space you physically contain. You'd basically become a statue of a burnt, charred, smoldering corpse or a similar version of but still alive, and the rest of us would discuss it, but we'd carry on with all our other verbal exchanges and more or less go on as if nothing had happened, discussing all our usual B's and talking around you, so to speak. This obviously applies to everyone.
If you tried to serve poison you would be pouring it onto the floor of the person you intended it for while they watched you empty the bottle and have its contents soak into the floor instantly.
Originally posted by mmQ
In my coffee shop scenario I've decided if yiu set off a bomb it would simply explode within and to the border of the space you physically contain. You'd basically become a statue of a burnt, charred, smoldering corpse or a similar version of but still alive, and the rest of us would discuss it, but we'd carry on with all our other verbal exchanges and more or less go on as if nothing had happened, discussing all our usual B's and talking around you, so to speak. This obviously applies to everyone.
I'm a motherfuckin' starboy
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Originally posted by mmQ
Except at least a handful of us are fucked up at any given time and instead of sitting alone reading a book or chatting with a friend we are ALL yelling across the room talking to each other in different tones and volumes and states of mind, occasionally holding big poster board sized screens with pictures or videos, but we're all strapped into our seats so we can never physically beat the fuck out of someone or get our ass beat, as well as not being able to hug someone, or shake someone's hand. 80% of the people in the shop are wearing black paper bags over their heads with little face holes cut out.
We just pop in and out throughout the day, there's always at least a few of us in there having a drink or smoking something or another, and we shoot the shit with em for a few or we immediately begin to talk a bunch of shit to the majority of people in the room. This lasts for maybe 10 or 15 minutes at a time and then we leave at whatever random point in our conversation we are, often without giving any indication of doing so.
we are more like a phood court in some 3rd world country.
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its more like 'one flew over the coo coos nest', 'idiocracy', and '12 monkeys', had a butt-sex gang bang which resulted in a rectal birth of this site.
Originally posted by AngryOnion
What kind of WIFI in this place?
The kind where you have to restart the router every 20 minutes because it's shit, but you can download buckets of CP because it's just the shop keep who's going to get fucked
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Originally posted by benny vader
we are more like a phood court in some 3rd world country.
Food court with shitty WIFI and a shop keep up the creek. If this food court has General Tso's chicken I'm stayen. I think every food court even in the third world has good chicken.
Originally posted by AngryOnion
Food court with shitty WIFI and a shop keep up the creek. If this food court has General Tso's chicken I'm stayen. I think every food court even in the third world has good chicken.
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