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  1. #21
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    burn down your house
  2. #22
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Mother fuckers are all up in my shit and it is annoying watching these bugs not pay their share of the rent.
    At first I figured it was just the stinky trash can but I keep taking the trash out more and more often.
    At this point the bastards have had so much time to fuck that their numbers grow higher everyday.
    I have also been leaving the windows open a lot and I am sure they are getting in because of that too.
    Next weekend I might be buying a bug zapper.

    then clean the trashed up shithole you live in you dumb nigger.

    cant imagine what kind of dump it must be to be crawling with bugs like that.
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai just make some fruit fly traps to thin the herd and eventually they'll run out of food and stop breeding so the problem will solve itself

    Sounds like you live in a pig sty
  4. #24
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Ajax

    This might be wrong but is the Fly in the rear actually the female forcing her genitalia onto the male's penis in the front. this looks like rape. She's raping him.
  5. #25
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    saby mites
  6. #26
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood saby mites

    That didnt answer my question. It's time for you to go to bed.
  7. #27
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready That didnt answer my question. It's time for you to go to bed.

    time for you to wake up, sheep
  8. #28
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I left the window open the other night and it got cold enough every fly died.
    Unfortunately I had already bought one of those fly strips and had got it stuck to my wall.
    Now I gotta go buy a painting to cover it so I don't have to look at that sticky smudge.
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you are my personal hero
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Fona the Slayer of flying pest!
  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Giant fly populations are on the rise. This, of course, is due to all those adventurers killing all those giant spiders.
  12. #32
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Giant fly populations are on the rise. This, of course, is due to all those adventurers killing all those giant spiders.

    why dont you let Fona move into your giant palace since you two live in the same area.
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready why dont you let Fona move into your giant palace since you two live in the same area.

    He is in Ohio I am in Arizona and no if he was across the street.
  14. #34
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He is in Ohio I am in Arizona and no if he was across the street.

    Thats a good thing. he can drive over the border into Vegas, make money doing Uber and shit. and then pay you rent. let him live in your attic. he'll love it in the summer.
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Thats a good thing. he can drive over the border into Vegas, make money doing Uber and shit. and then pay you rent. let him live in your attic. he'll love it in the summer.

    Do you own a long piece of rope?
  16. #36
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Do you own a long piece of rope?

    Why don't you stop being a miser and let him move in with you. adopt him as your son and teach him the ways. save a white kid from extinction
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Why don't you stop being a miser and let him move in with you. adopt him as your son and teach him the ways. save a white kid from extinction

    Answer my question
  18. #38
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Answer my question

    nope
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready nope

    How about cloths line or a spool of wire?
  20. #40
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How about cloths line or a spool of wire?

    See. Someone should have taught you not to ask a question by answering a question. You failed to do so.
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