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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Inside the case…just happen to have a photo on my phone



    REAL men can admit when they are wrong…then there is Speedy


    You are still dancing my little monkey
  2. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ill give you 10 bucks for that heap of junk

    Come back to me when you got some real money...I only buy low and sell high.

    I bought an Commodore SX64 for $50 a while back, sold that for $450. 2x Amiga 2000s I got for $100 (along with other stuff), sold those for a total of $890.

    Again I embrace the dumb dumbs that don't know the value of what they have.
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are still dancing my little monkey

    And you're still PROVEN wrong...again
  4. About six months ago someone advertised an Amiga 3000 on offerup for $70. A working Amiga 3000 goes for up to (and beyond) $2000. I asked if it was available and said I'd buy it and I'd come pick it up. The person then messaged back:

    "uhh actually now I've fired it up I kinda want to keep it and mess with it for a bit... I'll keep your number and let you know when I'm ready to sell"

    He texted me a pic of my name and phone number on a label he'd stuck to the bottom of it "Call xxx when ready to sell".

    Son of a bitch probably googled it and found out it's true worth...oh well....maybe next time.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson About six months ago someone advertised an Amiga 3000 on offerup for $70. A working Amiga 3000 goes for up to (and beyond) $2000. I asked if it was available and said I'd buy it and I'd come pick it up. The person then messaged back:

    "uhh actually now I've fired it up I kinda want to keep it and mess with it for a bit… I'll keep your number and let you know when I'm ready to sell"

    He texted me a pic of my name and phone number on a label he'd stuck to the bottom of it "Call xxx when ready to sell".

    Son of a bitch probably googled it and found out it's true worth…oh well….maybe next time.

    Look the monkey almost sounds like it's singing as it schreeeeches.
  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Look the monkey almost sounds like it's singing as it schreeeeches.

    Just say you were wrong and you are sorry dude...I'm a magnanimous person and wont laugh at you..forgive and forget right?
  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Come back to me when you got some real money…I only buy low and sell high.

    I bought an Commodore SX64 for $50 a while back, sold that for $450. 2x Amiga 2000s I got for $100 (along with other stuff), sold those for a total of $890.

    Again I embrace the dumb dumbs that don't know the value of what they have.

    come on, my offer is the best you've gotten, admit it. I'll pay the shipping and take that junk off yur hands
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I bet he could get at least a happy meal for the Zip Drive

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ill give you 10 bucks for that heap of junk

    I bet he could get at least a happy meal for the Zip Drive



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just say you were wrong and you are sorry dude…I'm a magnanimous person and wont laugh at you..forgive and forget right?


  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood come on, my offer is the best you've gotten, admit it. I'll pay the shipping and take that junk off yur hands

    Sure ok, $10 for the lot and $4000 shipping and handling. Deal.

    ETA: I'll sign the boxes too for you "JJ, the LGR of Houston"
  10. nah i could ship it for less than that just put it in one big box
  11. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nah i could ship it for less than that just put it in one big box

    You are forgetting the handling fees
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You are forgetting the handling fees

    Does it come with a money back guarantee?
  13. handle my ballz
  14. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does it come with a money back guarantee?

    No only a monkey back guarantee.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No only a monkey back guarantee.

    Did someone lie to you and say that was going to be funny before you clicked on submit?
  16. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I left it outside 2 weeks ago.
    Complete loss of interest.
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did someone lie to you and say that was going to be funny before you clicked on submit?

    It wasn't meant to be funny...interesting that you detected humor in it though...you can have that one for free.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It wasn't meant to be funny…interesting that you detected humor in it though…you can have that one for free.

    Sarcasm is lost on you Skippy.
  19. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson



    hardcore
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Come back to me when you got some real money…I only buy low and sell high.

    I bought an Commodore SX64 for $50 a while back, sold that for $450. 2x Amiga 2000s I got for $100 (along with other stuff), sold those for a total of $890.

    Again I embrace the dumb dumbs that don't know the value of what they have.

    commodores are trending. you could probably get more than 450 to people who have money and want to live nostalgic for awhile.
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