I'm at an old soviet nuclear missile launch center

1. 2021-10-13 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #21
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   why are you really always in the ukraine for?
2. 2021-10-13 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #22
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat why are you really always in the ukraine for?

   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump%E2%80%93Ukraine_scandal
   
   
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3. 2021-10-13 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat why are you really always in the ukraine for?

   
   The girls.
4. 2021-10-13 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #24
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   how old? 14?
5. 2021-10-13 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   She's 34.
6. 2021-10-13 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #26
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump The command post where the missiles are launched from has a computer, so while you are waiting to nuke the yanks you can shitpost.
   
   

   
   First QWERTY keyboard came out in 1873.
7. 2021-10-13 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ First QWERTY keyboard came out in 1873.

   
   It's in Cyrillic.
8. 2021-10-13 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole
   Beware of radiation.
9. 2021-10-13 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Beware of radiation.

   
   Doubt there is any. I should have brought my Geiger counter, but when I packed I did so for a beach holiday in Turkey. I only wound up in the nuclear bunker by accident.
10. 2021-10-13 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #30
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt there is any. I should have brought my Geiger counter, but when I packed I did so for a beach holiday in Turkey. I only wound up in the nuclear bunker by accident.

    
    But that's neat. Good to have a bit of spontaneity on ur holiday, also, no? Is the site worth having stopped for, in ur opinion?
11. 2021-10-13 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung But that's neat. Good to have a bit of spontaneity on ur holiday, also, no? Is the site worth having stopped for, in ur opinion?

    
    I rented a car and drove 7 hours to get to it. It was a fun experience.
12. 2021-10-13 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ First QWERTY keyboard came out in 1873.

    
    And the 16th?
13. 2021-10-13 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #33
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    It's somehow strange to know they had typewriters in 1873.
14. 2021-10-17 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #34
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I rented a car and drove 7 hours to get to it. It was a fun experience.

    
    alone ?
15. 2021-10-18 at 11:50 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny alone ?

    
    Hitler rode with me.
16. 2021-10-18 at 11:59 AM UTC

    #36
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Wariat why are you really always in the ukraine for?

    
    groceries
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17. 2021-10-18 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #37
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Hitler rode with me.

    
    was he vaxxed
18. 2021-10-18 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny was he vaxxed

    
    He claimed he wasn't. He always said he didn't trust the jedis and their vaccine. He later died of the coof. We later found out he was fully vaxxed.
19. 2021-10-18 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #39
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump We later found out he was fully vaxxed.

    
    How?...government sources told you?...
20. 2021-10-18 at 9:17 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How?…government sources told you?…

    
    Doctor Goldblatstein told me. He's the same source who told me he that he was gay, had mommy issues, fucked his niece, liked when girls pissed on him, had only one ball, had no penis, had a micropenis, and had erectile dysfunction.
    
    You can trust Doctor Goldblatstein, he has over 6,000,000 awards from the Hebrew psycho-political society.